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Suke ungakaze ubhekane nenkinga
Uma ungakaze ujole nomfana omncane ngomzimba oyi darkie negama lakhe liqale ngo S



Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!

WHITE : ”PLEASE STOP THE CAR
BLACKS : ”WOOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!!
WOOOOO!!! Oh Jehova ngith wooo

Lento yomthembiso engathi ihamba nomona. Why du u propose, uze uthembise ukhiphe ama rings wazi kahle ukuthi u won’t keep ur promises. Usazoqhubeka ushele uphule ingane yabantu inhliziyo. Yabona wena… ๐Ÿ‘‰


DATING TWO SHORT GIRLS IS NOT CHEATING๐Ÿ˜’โ˜
BUKA LAH๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜‚
ยฝ+ยฝ=1

Dear con**m producers, ๐Ÿฅ’ sicela iflavor yechilli ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ ngoba abasakhali omandisa nombali


Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.


Zweli Mkhize usitshela nini kuthi asigeze umzimba,
thina yilokhu sageza izandla njengoba besho. Salinde yena.

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile๐Ÿ†


Ukungagezi kwafika nabantu bakwaKhumalo,Mbhele nobani konje?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฎ

Teacher:ngubani u president we America

boy: Obama

teacher: no sekungu Trump manje

boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh


Uyamazi umuntu ononya. Ngoba nakhu ukhaviwe uyena, ngokukhwehlela nje kule covid LOCKDOWN amemeze athi”Vuma uhambe ungagolozi, vuma uye ekhaya EZulwini kuwe baba. Ngemali nje yepolicy aseyifuna manje.

When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts โ€œUbani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?