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Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!
WHITE : ”PLEASE STOP THE CAR
BLACKS : ”WOOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!!
WOOOOO!!! Oh Jehova ngith wooo
Lento yomthembiso engathi ihamba nomona. Why du u propose, uze uthembise ukhiphe ama rings wazi kahle ukuthi u won’t keep ur promises. Usazoqhubeka ushele uphule ingane yabantu inhliziyo. Yabona wena… ๐
DATING TWO SHORT GIRLS IS NOT CHEATING๐โ
BUKA LAH๐๐
ยฝ+ยฝ=1
Dear con**m producers, ๐ฅ sicela iflavor yechilli ๐ถ๏ธ ngoba abasakhali omandisa nombali
Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.
Zweli Mkhize usitshela nini kuthi asigeze umzimba,
thina yilokhu sageza izandla njengoba besho. Salinde yena.
Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny
When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile๐
Ukungagezi kwafika nabantu bakwaKhumalo,Mbhele nobani konje?๐๐
Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
๐๐๐๐ฎ
Teacher:ngubani u president we America
boy: Obama
teacher: no sekungu Trump manje
boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh
Uyamazi umuntu ononya. Ngoba nakhu ukhaviwe uyena, ngokukhwehlela nje kule covid LOCKDOWN amemeze athi”Vuma uhambe ungagolozi, vuma uye ekhaya EZulwini kuwe baba. Ngemali nje yepolicy aseyifuna manje.
Lady’s who cook at funerals
kopela juice ya lona ebe sweet nyana tuu…
When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts โUbani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?