Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.

I have Years Watching TV📺
Mara Angikase Ngibone i-Advert ye Artchaar..

Ubani omunye obiza uSemester Salon ngoRambo kuwo wonke ama-movie adlala kuwo?

Ngibhizi namaShayina la, si-designer i-coolerbox ene-password.

Ngizamela nina baf’ethu.

Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.

If ujola neSdudla awuboni masi Preg
usizwa nje sesithi : “Umntwana ushoda ngama Huggies

“Yisona isikorobho lesi?”
Kubuza iSivakashi siphethe ithawula lam lokugeza ngenduku yomshanelo

Relationship in ICU
.
Her :hey babe🌹
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
.
.
.

In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!

Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
.
.
.
Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..

– Why Do Black People Change Their Faces When They Are Dancing ? , 😒 Niggaz Be Looking Like They On KhayeLitsha Scary Movie Part 9 😪😥 .. COLOURED People Don’t Do That Shit

Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”

I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi