“Festa!”
“Tsego!”
“Teti!”
“Foti!”
“Fifti!”
“Siksti!”
“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”
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Phela i-Valentine’s Day akuyona i-Women’s Day, nathi siyazifuna izipho.
Kanti idlalwa kanjani le nto ye-Valentine’s?
Sengikhumbula ukunika isecurity lase Shoprite liquor 🍺🍻🍾i-slip ngomlomo,😭😢😭😭
Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
Uyakwazi ukuba broke engathi I breakfast yenja.
Futhi nt jst inja nje, umgodoyi.
Nosipho: Babe, angisezi isfonyo simanzi.😭
Mandla: “Besomile udla ama hot wings ami izolo.”
Asilungise la bahlali:
Quit = khwith
Quiet = khwayeth
Quite = khwayth
Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii
Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela
Zingane akesizifundise ukusebenza emakhaya makusetshenzwa, singabaleki,kuyalinywa uyabaleka kuyatshalwa uyabaleka nomakuhlakulwa awukho, masekuvuthiwe indlela eya ensimini ivulwa yini,masingagadi izintibane sigade nani bakwethu, hhay kabi
i-Cherry Iphiwa Umtwana Hhay’ Imali
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Imali Uzoyithola Ka SASSA
Phela webosisi nina enigqoka amabhulukwe Niboke nibuze phela nakoshomi benu ukuba liyanifanela yini, nibuze nobuso buyavuma yini ngoba abanye sizesibabize ngoobhuti kanti oosisi,hhay kabi njalo
Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
ngishawe I stroke ekhanda ngavelwa I drop onyaweni..
angikho right no left wam awusebenzi ama robots avalile
After S** feedback from different Ladies.
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– American lady: Thanks sweetheart, that was awesome
– UK lady: I’m so grateful honey, that was great
– India lady: Oh thank u very much, I love you
– Mzansi lady: So, o reng ka tshelete ya Moriri ????ngeke udle mahhala
I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’
Pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha😤😐