👩🏽🦰: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?”
👨🏻🦱: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”
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Twitter ifuna wazi i-English.
Instagram ifuna ube nezimpahla ezinhle ne-status.
So, kungcono sizihlalele lapha kuFacebook si-type abo Amen, nabo well said, silokhu sithi volume please.
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Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
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They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”
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[01/24, 09:10] Dj Skinny: Eish ngaze ngamhalela locc umzimba wakhe ugcwele uboya yooh
[01/24, 09:12] Carter: Mostly abafana abakhula bezeka imbuzi yibo abagijimisa ubu hairy be ntombi ngoba bajwayela izivoko
🤣🤣🤣🤣 dlalani kahle labanye
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Udakwe uthi uyabona nanku u 5rand👀
Sondele eduze uth ayy 5rand ngempela lo🤔
Uthi uyasondela Buka phans isivalo Sika beer😢🙆🙆
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Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.
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All those bullets MaNzuza dodge in Sarafina
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Finally got her on Uzalo
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Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale
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Uzalo luyabheda nj Lvovo played a character whr he was in jail not so long ago bt now he is back as Lvovo aisuka!!
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Umjolo funa ngathi ungaba sdudla ngoba ungaba slender ungafa nekufa
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Kodwa ungibulale lani ngensini.Yazi kade ngidla istambu esino bhontshisi oyinqwaba kabi, yazi ngizosuza
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Ayikho intombazane emaphenti awu4 unless inkwa umlungu wamayo
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Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲
Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.
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Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
hovorosi is a worksuit
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Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.
1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.
2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.
3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.
4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.
5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.
6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.
7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.
8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.
9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?
10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.
11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.
12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.
13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.
14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.
15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.
16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.
17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.
18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.
19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.
20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi
21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele
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Basebenza ngenye Indlela labobaba. Uyazi ukuthi ama Phoyisa asedidekile ngempela kwawona. Afike kwi scene abuze kwenzekeni, nichaze nisho nokuthi animazi umuntu owenza lento. Aphinde abuze “akekho umuntu enimsolayo”?, nilisho igama. Ekugcineni anibuze ukuthi ninabo yini ubufakazi. Kanti ubani othi asisho esimsolayo. Ubufakazi futhi??
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