I wonder amaqhoks 👠 anenzani emakhanda? 🙄 Umuntu ngokufaka nje i-heel useyi-Independent woman, a fighter, goal-driven mbokodo what what.
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Ubojola eMtuba ukuze uzobona ukuthi i-BP akulona igaraji kuphela.
Yaz akulanto ebuhlungu njengokuhlangana le(X)yakho ungela mbazo!!!
As Long As You Don’t Make Peace With Your Man’s Financial Position🍑🍆
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Usazonya Umpipi, You’ll Date The Whole Country For Money😏
Kwabase 16 Disemba verse 25 to 31: “Endlini kuyosala lona ohlezi ethi, ‘Kukwami lana!’”
Hallelujah.
Angithi sonke ngo3am siyadla noma kwenziwa mina isthuphethu.
Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
Mina I post jokes for my crush 👩🏽🦰, angazi-ke ukuthi nin’abanye nisuke nihlekani.
Angazi ngempela ‘yazi.
Noma ungaze uyifende indoda uze ubuye phezukwayo uma ingakufuni ayikufuni cc izoza kuwe uma ixabene nomuntu wayo 🤣🤣..
Ai bafendeni anginamona ngibulawa ukushima🤣🤣
Hello hrllow Snothova. Kwazisholo umagugwana efuna ukuthi it not over
So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why
Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.”
Her: Babe I got an accident
Me: Ikuku iXap mara?
Wen u shut the door of RDP house and the sound be like kaavaaament!!!
Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina