Yz bocc yekelani indaba yenu yokuthi if siphezulu kwenu livele libe bhizi ngokuhlafuna utshaphisi uyabe ulande ukuzowatsha amazinyo yini
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Impela ezulwini ziyabuya kukhona uVelaphii no Sdumo noBhongo
noJesu uhleka kakhulu aze akhohlwe izono zethu..😂
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Emendweni ngobe kuyashisa kwamele ube nesibhamu. Kuthi oneday uphumele phandle ugqekeni, udubule phezulu bese ucula izingoma zasejele. Tnk u later
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Yeyi ungobomethemba umuntu ofihla ama last seen yisonakali leso
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English
• Something’s Fishy here
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IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah
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Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?
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Muzophuza 🥃🍷🍾nathi kuloDecember,ufika ne-slip se-grocer yakini neVN yomzali wakho ethi “ngiyabonga mtanami” . Sikhathele nje ukuqalekiswa abazali benu thina 🤞🏽🙄😂
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Ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga sisasebenzisa ugesi okhokhelwa ngenyanga, ubaba wangithuma ukuthi ngiyowukhokhela edolobheni. Ngenxa yokuthanda ama-competitions, ngathatha leyo mali ngathenga ngayo ithikithi lomncintiswano thizeni lapho umuntu onenhlanhla ayengawina khona imoto entsha ceke.
Uma ngifika ekhaya, ngamchazela ubaba ukuthi imali ngiyenzeni. Wathi ezwa lokho, wangithela induku. Ngalala ngiyisuthi.
Kwathi ngakusasa ekuseni, ubaba wavuka wavula umnyango ophumela ngaphandle. Kwakukhona imoto entsha ime ngaphakathi egcekeni. Wasivusa sonke. Kwathi uma siyibona sonke sakhala, ikakhulukazi mina. Phela le moto kwakungeyakwa-Eskom, ababephakathi babezosicishela ugesi!
Ubaba waphinde wayithela induku kimina. 😐 😭
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Asikho isdingo sokuba single wedwa☝️
Ifak’Ring💍eyi-fake,mawubona💏izithandani ebeach✋Qondakuzo ufike uyilahle phansi🤷♂️uhambele
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Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe. ☝🏽
Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.
Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! 😲 Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”
Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! 🙆🏽♂️ 😲 Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”
Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. 😪 Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”
Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. 😭 😭 Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.
Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde! 😭
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I have Years Watching TV📺
Mara Angikase Ngibone i-Advert ye Artchaar..
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When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah I Told You Uyaphapha”
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Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔
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Woooo yima senzo before I buy present for my bae wuban lomunye ojola naye #sizohlanganisela le present ye Valentine
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Umncome uboy egqoke ikepisi I Kanda ngathi I containa
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Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…
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