So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why

That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like
“bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”

I Tried Goba Sfebe Mara Bo Loyal Kebo Layal.

Kusenkanjini yamasotsha, ayeseqeqeshiwe esekulungele ukuphuma ayosebenza okwangempela. Kwathi ngosuku lokugcina umphathi wamasotsha (General) wabiza i-stripper sendawo ukuthi sizothokozisa amasotsha ngomdanso waso kwazise phela lobu kwabe kungubusuku bokugcina enkanjini.

Hhayi-ke sidanse i-stripper ngengoma yokuqala ethendeni elikhulu lapho ayebuthene khona amasotsha. Kuzwakale ubuwoklowoklo kushaywa izandla ejabula amasotsha, cishe kwaphela imizuzu emihlanu. Aphume umphathi ethendeni lakhe elincane, azokhuza amasotsha ngomsindo qede abuyele emuva.

Iqhubeke intokazi idanse ngenamba yesibili, lapho-ke yabe isikhumula iskibha kanye nesketi. Waba mkhulu umsindo eshaya izandla namakhwela amasotsha kujatshulwa kwaze kwaphela imizuzu elishumi.

Aphume futhi umphathi “endlini” yakhe ezokhuza ngomsindo qede aphindele emuva. Bese iqhubeka intokazi idanse ngenamba yesithathu, lapho-ke yakhumula konke u-bra kanye nephenti. Ngalowo mzuzu, alikho isotsha elashaya izandla kumbe lishaye ikhwela. Kwathuleka nje, ya-performa yaze yaqeda intokazi.

Yahamba yaya kumphathi isiyolanda imali yayo, wabuza umphathi: “Awungitshele ntokazi, athula nje amasotsha ami manje, kwenzenjani?”

Ivele ihleke intokazi bese ithi: “Kodwa General, bangazishaya kanjani izandla besebenzisa isandla esisodwa?”

Ithekeni Ngeke Ikwazi Ukuphila Ngaphandle Komjita!
Muphika Bheka Lah
•Fe[male] Male
•Wo[man] Man
•S[he] He
•[Mr]s Mr
•M[adam] Adam
•Ngisho NaseSontweni Nithi, A[men] Men
So Ungazamike Ukuzenza Iskhokho La Uthi Awufune Ndoda!

Quote of The Day:

Kambe ngahluleka ukuyeka ipipi bethi line Edzi…

sengingayeka iPalony ngoba ine Listiriosis leyo?

Ayi, abame kancane

Omunye wagcina kthiwa uyashisa🔥 esadlala umafihla bhande

Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful

Uli khulume i Panty lakho iBoyfriend yakho ingak’boni

uzwe sekathi “Uyasizwa le smell engisizwayo??”

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