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Uzwe umjita ethi ufuna umfazi ome kahle, kodwa osisi bakhe bamise okwamafu. 🤨

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Ohk…uphezu kwani vele. What are you on top of?
Eiy Zodwa iyiphi ilanguage oncono kuyona. Awukhuzeki wena.

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Uhlangane ne x yakho solo yibi
Uze uyibute kutsi solo usangikwatele yini nge bubi

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Ngelinye ilanga umfana uyokubheka emehlweni athi: “Wesisi wabantu, angikucelanga ukuthi ungibekezelele!”

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Nawe bayakusho abakwaziyo ulibele ukubheka mina

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Usungangithathela nje intombi yami ✋
Ngoba nakhu i- weak 👐 Kodwa ke loluya Pete luyangthanda😋 ingwijikhwebu yami🤢

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Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.

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Ungcono wena, uSathane wafika kuwe ehamba ngePolo, mina ngamsukela ku-inbox ezithulele uSathane wabantu.

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Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒

Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho

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Yaz akulanto ebuhlungu njengokuhlangana le(X)yakho ungela mbazo!!!

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Ngeke ndiphinde ndijole ku Facebook 😢😢😢😢😢never💔💔💔

Ngahlangana nomunye ubhuti kwenye yama group alana ku Facebook, Wangibhalela eceleni ku inbox ngagcina sengimnike ne number sesifonelana.

Sihambile iskhathi simane sixoxa sagcina sesijola ai kwabamnandi kakhulu futhi bekengekho umuntu ohlupha omunye 🤷‍♂️

Lobhuti uhlala eMzinkulu mina ngihlala eXobho .zihambile inyanga sizijolela naye sifounelana njalo kumnandi nje kwethu,ngenye imini wangibuza kuthi ngineminyaka engakanani ngamtshela yooo wavele wathuka

So ize sixoxa ke ngambuza ukuthi yini ngathi uyamothusa indaba yeminyaka yam whathi ngimncane kakhulu cz ungishiya ngo 20 years kodwa ngenxa yokuthi besesijwayelene and akabonakali ukuthi umdala savele saqhuba sashaya ngathi asboni.

Last week sixoxile sazama ukuhlela usuku esizobonana ngalo then sagcina ngelithi sizobonana kule weekend so wathi uzofika Friday.

Ngempela ufikile Friday wangifounela ethi asihlangane e town ngagibela ngasuka shwiii ngafika town yoooo sabonana wangigxumela ubhuti wangibamba ejabulile lapho usulekeni wangicabuza ngabona abantu besibuka😏

Sahamba sayothenga into esizoyidla endlini ei lapho sengijaheni vele ai sathenga sangena emotweni saya endlini

Sithe nje siqeda ngena ndlini ngabuyisa iscabha saqala sabambana yooo sacabuzana lapho asisakwazi nokuzibamba

Eish yaz siyangibambezela isizulu ncono ngiyisheshise lenkulumo ngesi Venda.

Nde vha zwi funa naa vha nyakwita,
Ndi amba vha ndevhe dza❤ mapangu
Ndi nne muvenda nga vala,
Ndi nne muvenda nga luambo,😘

Hune nda kanda hu sala gadiso,
Line la talusa nne👅 kha vhothe,
La talusa leri nandi haa,
Ndi nnyi muvenda mu bikwa na ive👅🍑

Leri ndi ene nne mutuka
Leri ndi nnyi 😝Munna murema,
Ene asa sa swi nga vhuswa,
Le ndi😭 nnyi Munna wa mmvi thumbuni,

Ndi nnyi ngalaha mavhongwe,🙄
Li no dzhena khimbali nga nayo,
Phindulo ya ri ndi Ene muvenda,
Muvenda mubikwa na ive la vhibva.😢

Ai kunzima ngempela 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.

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Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe🌹
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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Uvulele umtwana I Orange e taxini makaqeda akhale athi livale

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