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Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???
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Uyalava yini tarven ungari na Mali ni yedlela kuhibah loko seh hi dakwile
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If Umuhle Why Pho Ungakaze Uthandane Nami
Uyabona Ukth Uyazkhohlisa
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Emagin dating a guy loqhoka ma pyjam
Ngatsi lihlanya lase bhedlela(hospital
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Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe
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CHRISTMAS HLAYA #2
USthera wayesanda kuthola ilicense yakhe yokushayela wase enquma ukucela kubaba wakhe ukuthi amthengele imoto kube yisipho sakhe sikaKhisimusi – kwakusasele izinyanga ngaphambi kukaKhisimusi.
“Kulungile,” kusho ubaba wakhe, “kodwa ngifuna kube nezinto ongenzela zona kuqala. Uma ungathola o-A ezifundweni zakho, ulikhuthalele iBhayibheli bese ugunda lama dlodlombiya ezinwele zakho mhlawumbe ngingasicabangisisa isicelo sakho.”
Kwadlula izinyangana, wabuyela kuyise uSthera.
“Kuyangithokozisa ukubona ukuthi ezifundweni zakho ushaya ngo-straight A’s ndodana, futhi nezifundo zakho zeBhayibheli ziyagculisa. Yize kunjalo, ngiyadumala ngezinwele zakho ongakazigundi.”
Ngoba uSthera wayeyinsizwa ezihlakaniphele futhi enezimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo waphendula uyise wathi: “Buka la baba, ezifundweni zami zeBhayibheli ngiqaphelile ukuthi emifanekisweni kaJesu, Moses, Samson kanjalo noJona uMbhabhadisi, bonke babenezinwele ezinkulu.”
“Yebo ngiyakwazi lokho,” kuphendula uyise, “kodwa uqaphelile ukuthi babehamba ngezinyawo noma ngabe beya kuphi?”
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Whites: I’m an electrician
Zulus: Uyabona uma bekhuluma ngogesi,basho mina
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Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.
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Her:Can I saw you now!
Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA
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PHÖNË RÏNGS.
Sindi : hello!
Nyaa : phuma!
Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle?
Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina alinginethi yini?
Sindi : babe ngeke ukwaz’ ukuyisho kusasa lento ofuna ukungitshela yona okanye uyisho la ecingweni?
Nyaa : kanti yini inkinga yakho ,angani mina ngyanethwa? Ungenwe yini ngempela
sindi : okungcono wena woza layindlin
Nyaa : okey ngivulele emnyango ke
sindi : (evula emnyango) yini kodwa wafika ngemvula sithandwa sam wat happened?
Nyaa : bengizokutshelaukth … ANGEKE NGIZE NAMUHLANJE,LIYANA
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Kanti uzathola kanjani umtshado wena ungaka devorce lo owawumtshadile ematopeni.
God is not stupid yazi!!
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Utombona ngoku Saba umbani ( lightning)
Ukuthi uyakolota enyangeni (sangoma)
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”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
”Sithi?”
”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”
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Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone
wanyakaza ebusuku uthi wenzani ngizokushutha njalo
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Uma ungyithandi ipp yami isho uzobona ikati elimnyama 
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