Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini
Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’
Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”
Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?
Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.
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Umuntu Ngiyamdlalisa Ngimfakel I Ratex Akasavuki
Uzenza iGundane Lona🙄
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Bese niyeka ukushutha eduze kwezimoto zabantu, nizothakathelwa ubala.
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[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw
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Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
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In English:Wife material😋😊
In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi
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Whites:ATM
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:washing machine
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:hair clipper
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:pencil sharpener
Zulu’s:Mashing
Whites:big car
Zulu’s:Mshini
White:Zuma
Zulu’s:Mshini
Maabsbosh
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Imagine Being Beaten By The Community And
Then You Hear The Voice YaloMakhelwane one
AIDS Athi “Mbambeni NgiMlume”
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If uke waphinda wangifebela ngizothatha iskele ngisuse amasende nezinza ngiwalahle phezu kwendlu ngenze umqwayiba.
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Uyamazi umuntu ononya. Ngoba nakhu ukhaviwe uyena, ngokukhwehlela nje kule covid LOCKDOWN amemeze athi”Vuma uhambe ungagolozi, vuma uye ekhaya EZulwini kuwe baba. Ngemali nje yepolicy aseyifuna manje.
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Ebona😥 kahle Ugugelwa ama under phambi kwakhe…uqeda uyamitha🤰umuntu
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Umuntu amithe kodwa wazi kahle ukuthi indoda yakhe ihleshulelwa igwinya nge break eskoleni😂😂
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Ayikho intombazane emaphenti awu4 unless inkwa umlungu wamayo
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Eish January Uyeza nawo ✋
Sizobe Sivimba Ama Matric Afuna Ukudla i-Steel Wool🤷♂️
Nkosi ibanathi😭namabhodwe🙏
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I am so Glad emzimbeni sinama “Sosha” imagine if besinama “Phoyisa” indlela aneCorruption ngayo
Senzo Mteshane:buzothi udla iPap neNyama lifike eswini lingasena Nyama..
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