Why wena njalo mawuhlukana nomuntu umbeke izici ongazange wazibona usamshela.
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Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona,
ngibabaze ngababaza amanani “aphansi” qede ngabuya ekhaya.
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STEPFATHER: ningphatheleni namhlanje zingane?
I’NGANE:sipheth baba wethu
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Ngthandana nesangoma, manje sisheshe singbambe noma ngsath ngicabanga ukusijolela
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Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu
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Exam iqalile
Ipeni lithengiwe
Uthisa ungenile
Iphepha lifikile
Pakish’imbuzi uvele uphase
Asphaseni !!!
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Konje kusazoba mnandi empilweni yami, ngisazocabuza umkami uma silungiselela ukuya emsebenzini. 
Zithi izingane zethu: “Eww… Get a room!”
Sihleke nomkami.
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“Ngcono uvele ungithathe Nkosi!” 
Kusho mina u-poloneck ungasaphumi ekhanda.
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Ube mubi uze ungakhonkothwa nayinja.
A dog thinking ay uzongidla phela lomuntu.
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Wake waba nenhlanhla Yamawengane oletha iboyfrnd yakhe kini.
Uyamazi u don’t care Mabuza?
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Gulukudu uMjay etaxn ahlale eduze kuka Mbali. Kufudume nama windi avaliwe.
Mj: hlw sqeda se-Oross, awsemhle kanje. Uyakuph?
Mb: yin bhut, bengbuz direction yin? Sengzokwehla.
Mj: haw ok, ngcel ngiph inumber yakho.
Mb: nam lengnayo ngyay rentela, ngeke ngikwazi.
Ungangincengi ngoba ngeke withole.
Mj: ngyakcela khona sizoxoxa
Mb:angfuni futhi ngzomemeza
Mj: (emncenga) ngyakcela muhlez
Mb: (ebhavumula etaxn) NGITHE ANGFUNI AWUZW
(Kuthuleke etaxn)
Mj: haw Cc 
ungafike usuze bese unqab ukvuli windy, ngoba nakhu sewzokwehla wena. VULI FASTELA
Passengers 
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Wena ofunde lehlaya ngathy unkulunkulu angakupha amandla usukume uyogeza,
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Sugar mom : hhayi no! Ngimdala phela
Sengikhathele ukudlala
Ben10: Mina angikadeli kusemnandi ukudlala
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Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 
Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 
Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 
Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 
Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???
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