Please call IT’s OVER!!!
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Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.
They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.
The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.
If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?
Angeke ube innocent njengomuntu ozobeka isitsha uma uwasha izitsha
Uzophapha lakuFacebook, come Friday next week,
you only passed LO and Home language
So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??
Uzalo ngaluyeka mhla uNkunzi ekhipha u-R10 million ephaketheni lebhulukwe
Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?
If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona😒
After sex🍆🍑
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TC: babe I mnandi I punani🍑 yakho
Her: bonke basho njalo
Once ngafaka ijazi lami lase-Zion nesfonyo sami, ubudokotela ngivele ngibuzwe ngaphakathi. 😊 😎
Indoda yangempe kumele ibene 6pack…
lapho yena uvithike njengosofa wase Saloon 🤚
Imnandi isex ka “Ayikho right lento
esiyenzayo kumunye umntwana”
Ube sho kutsi today uyolala ugonile
Ube usho Slende
Siyoke sibone kutsi matsambo ake aba warm yini na 😆
“Ungowakwethu wena!”
Is very important uma usaha
The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
Umfana onjani othi mumvusa for
i-Morning glory athi uyazela yena!!