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Welcome to eMlazi where ikhadi 💳 logesi lithi 0.00 kodwa ujeqe nobhontshisi uyabhadla estofini
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Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..
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I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record
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NOMA UNGAYIVULA YONKE MAYINGAZWAKALI AYIZWAKALI IHLUPHA LAPHO KE I RADIO 😂😁😀😃😂😁
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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
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Angikho happy nge look yabantu bakwa Mkhize nabadlamini face yenu
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Njengoba ubusy wehla wenyuka ujola nabantu abanemali, mase bengasenayo wena 👉uzojola nobani.
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Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi
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Sindi.: kungani ukhiphe inamba yami efonini Yakho
Thami: ingiqedela I – battery
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kade ngangibona emhlatsheni madoda,
kwasho ispoki sibona esinye sibanjwe wucingo
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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Ziningi kabi izinto
esingahlekisa ngazo😢then lento
yabantwana who couldnt make it
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MAKUKU kungan uthanda makuku ubumnandi kungan uwena udla ngisike ngilambile oh nami ngambile
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Ungagena nelibele leli wile etaxin umasifika e garage siyali pompa🤣🤣🤣🖐🏾
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Uth uhamba no Sne eytolo uzwe ipackstan lith “too much febile di one”
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