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NOKUNGABI NE BOYFRIEND KUYENZEKA
UNQENE UKUTHENGA AMA PENTY😂😂✋
Yaz nina
Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?
Thabo:vuka ngik’khaphe
Nelly:at ngawar sengbatjelile endlin kuthi ngzobabona Month end…
Lama fridge amancane aseduze kwe-till abekelwe ukuthi ningabulawa ukoma nisamile kulayini, awadayisi nhlobo. Nibovula niphuze.
UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
Mthokozis Ne>
Someone wrote
Rip robbie malinga i was busy December
Honestly, “I have a boyfriend” isn’t enough for uba sikuyeke uyeva? Give us something with drama,tell us you’re pregnant…tell us uyafa…give us action…Tell us your boyfriend shot someone in the head for ukukuplita…Write an award winning article…Give us some Razzmatazz!!!…Tell us you have 6 kinds of STD’s and that you’re carrying your neighbors child,who happens to be the father of your best friend…
Not “Nywe Nywe I have a Boyfriend”
Sizokulobola nalo Boyfriend yakho thina!
INDODA YANGEMPELA IGEZA NGO PETROL MAQEDE YOTHE UMLILO😏☝
~THE REST HELLOW LADIES
When you take a Pedi girl out and she come wearing a t shirt written
‘Ditlogolo tsa ga Mphahlele, Mokgaga’ ah Pedi girls.
In Africa we don’t go for DNA tests.
You just look at the father then
you look at the child….. repeat
three times..
(DNA test for who?)
SENZO :Ay akusiyo eyalaykhaya le ikhanda impumulo eyalo Mfana wakwa Mzobe
Sbonelo Mzobe Babentshontshana naye
Uthi utshengisa abangani bakho isithombe sabea wakho bavele bengamcomi uze uthi ukuthi akaveli kahle Lana😪🙄
Icolgate bayi advertise ngama zinyo kodwa ama pads luth yin vel 🙆♂😂😂😂
Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌
The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…💃💃
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali
Zulu: Themba, Bhekumuzi, Sthembiso and Siyanda.
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Pedi: Tempa, Pekumusi, Stempiso and Siyanta..
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But when we say Limpompo you cry. Wa tseba yini a se sotlwa ka lena nathi sibolela kantlela sifuna nkayo.