Just cooked 10kg Rice & 5kg meat💆 Bazofudumeza uDecember wonke lay’khaya,ngyahamba Mina🚶ngsayophuza
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Uthi intozakho zilunge kanjani usakhotha I 🍑bese ukhuluma nendlozi
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I English ifuna engathi ungalokhu uthi “Yes, Yes, Yes” Wathi “No” bazothi Why? ”
Haiy ke, lapho usuyi susile.
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Uyayazi IPain ye Woman on top yeNtombi ende ☝️
Ulula izandla🙌 engathi Iphara licela imali🤲
Uzama ukuthinta amabele ✋fakhi🤷♂️
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GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer
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Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele
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[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw
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Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?
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Phela i-Valentine’s Day akuyona i-Women’s Day, nathi siyazifuna izipho.
Kanti idlalwa kanjani le nto ye-Valentine’s?
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Uhlangane nomuntu omnyama ubuze ama direction athinaye akazi uzifanela nawe ufana nobani love!!
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Le weather ixoxa indaba ebhedisa indoda ize ithi, “baby ngizokuthengela imali”
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Imnandi iJoke Yomuntu Omubi🙌
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Angisho Awuhleki Yona K’phela😐😐
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Girlfriend idla 2 or 3 slices wesinkwa 🍞 isuthe.
Uyi-girlfriend noma unguMabhebeza?
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Uthi usalele esbhedlela ubone uDoctor ekhuluma nabantu baka AVBOB bekhomba wena.
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Lala kancane la eceleni komgwaqo 😥 ngzokvusa mina kusho iSmirnoff Kimi😪
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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