Ukjola Nomuntu Wakwa Zungu Ezinye Zezinto Ezidala IsiZungu Kwi Relationship

I was watching Friends Like These the other day
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So the guys went to Face 2 Face… They all had white chairs except for one friend…
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Dj SBU: Asim’ shiyeni Bafwethu, uzo understander
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Friends’ Hahaha siyam’ shiya
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Eish
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The nigga wasukuma… Went straight to the first guy
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“Ngicela iskipa Sam”
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Friend: Kabza kau, we on TV come on… Why wenza sow??
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The guy continued “Mfethu ngicela iskipa… Nihambeni kahle”
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Sisabhekile kanjalo, he went to the second guy
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“Manqoba… Ngicela iR300 yam mfethu… Ubungani buphelile”
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Dj SBU was just staring there laughing
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This nigga ubabambe ngama washin
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“Anihambi ninga ngiphanga izinto zam”
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The older one tried to talk to the nigga
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“Ndoda come on, this is childish”
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The nigga turned to him “Wena unga khulumi… Ngi frayza i-iron yasekhaya”
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Live on television
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Dj SBU got worried and stopped laughing
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“Hai man boy, you’ll get your things. Why you humiliating your friends on TV??”
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“Wena Dj Sbu unga khulumi please… Uyazi angina bazali??”
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Eh I stopped laughing lapho
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Their other friend said “Let’s give it a try guys… We can’t leave him”
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The nigga turned to him “Kuzok’ siza loko… Cause nawe ngizofuna wonke ama shirt wam”
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Hebanna… Mxm that night… Friends Like These played for 2 hours
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We saw Andile for the first time that Saturday night
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Nigga kept saying “Anihambi ngingaka tholi izinto zam… You guys are fake friends…”
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Andile said “Is an opportunity of a lifetime”
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They had to phone umama ka ntanga to talk to her son and let the niggas go
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Kwafika nabo Gadaffi ku Friends Like These… Angithi vele Generations bayenzela next to Friends Like These studios…
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I’ll never forget that night…
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Amajita ended up akhumula iympahla live on television
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“Vrega ungakhohlwa naleyo jean eyami”
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Bekuyi sono shem

Someone wrote :
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She’s 3months pregnant…
Sengingabaleka or ngithi ukuma kancane???

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

Let me call her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan? and where?

Ushaye uThandeka ngempama
uzwe esethi “what are you trying to happen huh?”