yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation

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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo

We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

Husband asks wife:
Who took the money I left on the dressing
table?:
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Whites: I didn’t take it
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Blacks: Ubani? Mina? Imali? Ngaphi? Nini?
Dressing table? Uyahlanya.!!

Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.

Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
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*Come to us (blacks)*
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Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂

Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800

If awukaze uzwe unginithanda noyi 2 awuwazi mjolo sayingane.

If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali

Yazi i-wrong i-Belgravia 🍾 baf’ethu, 😔 bengithi ngicifela omunye u-girl ihlo 😉 ngavele ngazumeka. 😭

A Chinese man got married to a zulu lady. They had a baby who died after 4 months, gogo was very hurt at the funeral n kept on saying ‘ngazile Vele’. People asked her ‘ gogo, wazile ini?’ Gogo answered ” izinto za Machina azilasti.”

Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?