When You Dating An Ugly Person Uthi Umfaka Ku WhatsApp📱Status Uzwe Umuntu Athi “Looool😂😂😂😂Please SEND”

Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.

On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”

Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”

Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”

Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”

When you are single and happy and everything is going well in your life, uSatan avele athumele a boyfriend who’s surname is Mahlangu

Kusenkanjini yamasotsha, ayeseqeqeshiwe esekulungele ukuphuma ayosebenza okwangempela. Kwathi ngosuku lokugcina umphathi wamasotsha (General) wabiza i-stripper sendawo ukuthi sizothokozisa amasotsha ngomdanso waso kwazise phela lobu kwabe kungubusuku bokugcina enkanjini.

Hhayi-ke sidanse i-stripper ngengoma yokuqala ethendeni elikhulu lapho ayebuthene khona amasotsha. Kuzwakale ubuwoklowoklo kushaywa izandla ejabula amasotsha, cishe kwaphela imizuzu emihlanu. Aphume umphathi ethendeni lakhe elincane, azokhuza amasotsha ngomsindo qede abuyele emuva.

Iqhubeke intokazi idanse ngenamba yesibili, lapho-ke yabe isikhumula iskibha kanye nesketi. Waba mkhulu umsindo eshaya izandla namakhwela amasotsha kujatshulwa kwaze kwaphela imizuzu elishumi.

Aphume futhi umphathi “endlini” yakhe ezokhuza ngomsindo qede aphindele emuva. Bese iqhubeka intokazi idanse ngenamba yesithathu, lapho-ke yakhumula konke u-bra kanye nephenti. Ngalowo mzuzu, alikho isotsha elashaya izandla kumbe lishaye ikhwela. Kwathuleka nje, ya-performa yaze yaqeda intokazi.

Yahamba yaya kumphathi isiyolanda imali yayo, wabuza umphathi: “Awungitshele ntokazi, athula nje amasotsha ami manje, kwenzenjani?”

Ivele ihleke intokazi bese ithi: “Kodwa General, bangazishaya kanjani izandla besebenzisa isandla esisodwa?”

Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
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“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”