Awbaz ubnzima umungakaze u hlangane no no 10 wewngane zikbingelele zonke
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Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!
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Wamemeza u Nonhlanhla 🙍e Kfc wath “ongasidli iskhumba eslethe la”
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Ngithule ngatsi angiboni
But one day uyong bukela etulu
Nje nge TV yase tarven
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Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.
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Him:bbe angisasuzi for two weeks I think am pregnant
Her :udakiwe
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Ungagena nelibele leli wile etaxin umasifika e garage siyali pompa🤣🤣🤣🖐🏾
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Uphuze Istoney 🍷Ube Uhlafuna I Halls🍬 XXX Black Imini Yonke🌄Unyuke Intaba😜 Uyoboleka i Weave🙈Ka Nonjabulo, Udlule Ka Nosihle Uboleke Ama Heal👠 Azo Matcher Ngayo Ingubo 💃Oyithathe Ku Cousin Wakh, Usale Usuzidela😢 Ungene Kwa Qwabe Umashonisa Ufune U R200 💰, Ugoduke Ugeze🛀, Ucele u Sisi Wakho Akugcobise 😌 Izigcobo Zakhe , Ubese Uzitshotsha 🙃 Uziputshuzela ku Plastic Ungene Ekamereni lika Bhuti Wakh🧒 Uyofutha I Perfume “Faaaah Fuuu Faaah” Unyonyobe Uyophuma Nge Gate🤸 Kini Ushiya Awphekile 🍲 , Uyoma Estation Ulinde Imoto🚐 Linethe 🌧️ Izulu☔ Ume Phansi Kwesihlahla🌳… Ithi Isiqhamuka Imoto 🚐 Kungene I Call 📞 ( 📲 UNGABE USEZA SEKUFIKE UMAKA BOY👶)
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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Sometimes ukusebenza estolo uyadeleleka. Nangu omunye uzongbuza ngokudla kwezinja ukuthi “YIKUPHI OKUMNANDI ?”. Nali ibhadi lami 😡😡😡
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ZCC Girls after 3 rounds🍆
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”
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Teacher: ubani oshiphile
Student: uwen kanti ubungezwa yin kade udunusa
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Vodacam uphisana ngo-2GB kulabo abafunde igama lokuqala ngendlela efanele.
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Ba busy bakubiza Bra Don eGoli kanti igama lakho langempela eKZN emakhaya, uDonkey. You demelize. 😀😀😀
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Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”
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SENGYOZE NGIFE NGAYIQHUBANGA INTWALA NGEWISA
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