After breaking a plate:
White parents: “are you okay? Don’t touch it,it will cut you”
Black parents: “zibulale zonke,angithi zithengwe wuwe”

Se like lananzelela yini ukuthi ireaction yokuhleka kumacomments ikhamisa kakhulu ukudlula amanye.?

When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe

Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe.

Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.

Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”

Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”

Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”

Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.

Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde!

KUKHONA INTO ONGEKE UYICHAZE!!!!
IFarmer(umnikazi wePulazi) ihleli eTavern
etafuleni ibukeka iStressed iphuza ubeer ibambe
ikhanda, kuqhamuke uThisha neyakhe
ibeer ahlale kuleli tafula okuhleli kulo
iFarmer,abuze uthisha” haw nsizwa yakithi
wabukeka uneStress,Kwenzenjani?
Iphendule iFarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze”,
abuze futhi uthisha “haw kwenzenjani?”,
iphendule ifarmer”bengisenga inkomo
ubisi,luthe seligcwele ibhakede,yalikhahlela
ibhakede ngonyawo lakwaLeft,lwachitheka ubisi”,
aphendule uthisha”haw yin ewrong lapho?
ngoba phela uma ilithichile usenga olunye”,
iphendule ifarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze ndoda!,
ngidonse inkomo
ngaybeka esangweni lesibaya ngase ngabopha
umlenze wakwaLeft ogodweni olukwaLeft
ngafaka ugodo lokbopha ikhanda phambili
nyana nesango phakathi esibayeni,ngasenga
futhi,luthe selugcwele yalukhahlela futhi
ngonyawo lakwaRight This time, ngase
ngabopha unyawo lakwaRight ogodwen
lakwaRight yavuleka imilenze yenkomo”,
uthisha athi”qhubeka kwase kwenzakalani? Im
sure kusengeke kahle”.
Iqhubeke ifarmer ichaze ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!
ngisengile futhi,luthe seluzogcwala ubisi,inkomo
yalushaya ngomsila lwachitheka lonke ubisi”,
UThisha athi”hawuu,wenze njani ke mayenza
nje,im Sure ubophele umsila emzimbeni wayo
inkomo?”,
iqhubeke ichaze ifarmer ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!, IMPELA
ngiwbophile umsila ibhakede belisawile
kanjalo,,,,inkinga nje ukuthi bese ziphelile
izintambo zokubopha so ngibe sengikhipha
ibhande lebhulukwe lami ngabopha umsila
emzimbeni,lapho ibhulukwe liwile
phansi…iUnder angiyfaki…lithe lisawe kanjalo
ibhulukwe kwaqhamuka uNkosikazi wami”,
ababaze uthisha”hawu utheni yena?”,
iphendule ifarmer “ewuu nsizwa yakithi
kukhona into ongeke uychaze…..