Mina ngumuntu wabantu what if lomunt umunt wa BBE WAKHO ?
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Wake waba nomngani oyisilima totally, into evele kuthi kungonakele lutho isuzele isandla mase iqhamuka isifumbethe ithi nuka laaa.
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This weekend’s isiZulu word is abanikazi. Abanikazi is owners. The singular is um’nikazi. Here is what is interesting about this word – the root word is nika (give). Give, guys. Not hog. Let that marinate.
Anyway, I was once included in a Whatsapp group of black, small business owners. I suggested we call the movement Abaniggaz. Admin kicked me out. Hater.
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Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “
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Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
: “Blue.”
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Akuyona i-baby shower enganeni yesithathu, kodwa umcimbi wokubabaza umhlola.
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Uyalava yini tarven ungari na Mali ni yedlela kuhibah loko seh hi dakwile
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Him:bbe vuka ngikukhaphe
Hay relax bbe angiyindawo
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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage
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you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!
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Wake wawuzwa u “Nxa” womuntu ohola ngezi-25? Ey, ave bephila labo bantu nomoya wabo omuhle. 
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Umbona ngoku shoot Ama Half Pic
Ukuth Lo unomzimba we Green Peeper
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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Udlule ngakubo ka boyfriend yakho ubone I boyfriend yakho iyongena namapleti amabili endlin yayo iqimbile
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Uyafisa ukukhuluma naye ngoba uyamkhumbula. Kodwa manje awazi unobani, wenzani noma unaso yini isikhathi sakho lapho ekhona.
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Kukhona abantu abakhuluma kakhulu sengathi baginya iradio enamabattery amasha noma bagwinyimpempe, kahleni bakwethu
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Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi
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