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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga
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Kuyimalini ukusuka la nokuza lapho kubuza lobhuti oshaya I Bell ku macrowave Uma ukudla ku ready
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SBU:gogo ngiphasile
Gogo:manje ngenzen
😂😂😂😂😂
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Ayikho into ebanda njenge slender
Ngathi insimbi yetende 👌🚶🚶
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Ngo 2018 kw Program yomgcwabo kumele kufakwe nozokhulumela ababemkhuza
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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
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Intombi iyafana nemali
Uyakwaz ukut awnayo
Ube unayo
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Usathi usaxoxa kamnandi nomngani wakho womlungu avele ayigxobe emsileni akubuze ku
thi”what is your favourite swimming style .😒😒
Uvele uzizwe sewuthi it’s madam😂😂😂
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Badliwe abantwana babantu with this question!!!!
So ungibona nini😂😂😂???
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Manje after overtaking me on the road nisuke seningbukani👀👀
Niyaqala yin ukbon’ iMercedes ethengwe Cash
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Woza kubantu abamnyama yonke into iwumshini
White : washing machine
Black : umshini
White : pencil shapner
Black : umshini
White : hair cuter
Black : umshini
White : nice car
Black : umshini
White : grass cuter
Black : umshini
White : nail clip
Black : umshini
EY NEHLULE🤣🤣🤣
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Him:how did you sleep?😜😝
Her:ncoow ,I slipped great boo.
Majita,sthwele kanzima
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Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻
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Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.
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