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Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!

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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.

“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.

“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”

Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”

Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.

Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.

Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”

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If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga

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Kuyimalini ukusuka la nokuza lapho kubuza lobhuti oshaya I Bell ku macrowave Uma ukudla ku ready

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Ayikho into ebanda njenge slender
Ngathi insimbi yetende 👌🚶🚶

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Ngo 2018 kw Program yomgcwabo kumele kufakwe nozokhulumela ababemkhuza

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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasiza uNgidi.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ephuk’umlenze.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ngaphansi kombhede.”

*clap, clap, clap*

(Qhubeka)

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Usathi usaxoxa kamnandi nomngani wakho womlungu avele ayigxobe emsileni akubuze ku
thi”what is your favourite swimming style .😒😒
Uvele uzizwe sewuthi it’s madam😂😂😂

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Badliwe abantwana babantu with this question!!!!

So ungibona nini😂😂😂???

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Manje after overtaking me on the road nisuke seningbukani👀👀

Niyaqala yin ukbon’ iMercedes ethengwe Cash

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Woza kubantu abamnyama yonke into iwumshini

White : washing machine
Black : umshini

White : pencil shapner
Black : umshini

White : hair cuter
Black : umshini

White : nice car
Black : umshini

White : grass cuter
Black : umshini

White : nail clip
Black : umshini

EY NEHLULE🤣🤣🤣

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Him:how did you sleep?😜😝
Her:ncoow ,I slipped great boo.

Majita,sthwele kanzima

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Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻

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Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.

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