Umfazi angathola iR200 note kutrouse yendoda uyathula kodwa angathola icondom eyodwa ukhuluma aze akhale.
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“Kusamele sihlangane nje kungenalutho”
Kusho I-family yakho ikhohlisana nomngcwabo.
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Kungene umfana omncane etoilet, Mase phuma kunuke engathi bekungene labobana abasebenza kaSAB breweries abehlisa ukudla nge Castle Milk Stout.
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– nibanjwe inkunzi uhamba noBae😣 umuzwe esethi ” thathani neWeave imenza isfebe”
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BATHI”
I Chicken Licken Yase Swaziland Seyibhalwe Ukuthi “Qhude Manikiniki”
😂😂😂Mswati Kan Unani Mara Ye?🤷🏿♂️
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Ingane:gogo ithin i password yakho
Gogo:madlamini da coolest bitch
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In English “Ungenaphi” …Means: “Through Which Opening Does Your Audacity Allow You To Make an Unsolicited Opinion About a Matter That Does Not Involve You”
In case You Didn’t Know
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Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe,
kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!😑
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Inkani🤷♂️ kulamantombazane afana nobababo, agoloze usisi ubone kahle ukuthi uyiseke manje lo ☝️
🗣️ Ngyaxolisa nomzanu Xaba🙏
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NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.
UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.
GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”
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BABA: 👨🏽🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”
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BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”
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MAMA: 🙆🏼♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”
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MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”
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SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”
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MALUME: 👨🏾🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔
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ANTI:🙆🏽♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”
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MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡
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That moment when you ask your uneducated uncle why is he emotional?
And he looks at you and be like ‘msuuuuunu’ ubani omosh’imali??
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Izolo sike sa-Complainer nge mayonnaise engamnandanga✋sidakiwe
Mangvuka ekuseni nansi isavaliwe
Kodwa angiyitholi i-aqueous cream
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Titshala: ndinamagwinya ayi 2 nditye 2 kusiyeka ngapi
Ons : kushiyeka amafutha
Titshala : wavele wawa
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Webazali aniyeke UKUBA namagqubu niqambe ingane amagama akudala kade ngise clinic ngyobingelela imantshi
Ucc ubiza ingane yakhe ena 3 years years
Her: yewena BHEKIZIZWE AWUBUYE LAPHO BANGAZE BAKUNTSHONTSHE
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My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento
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Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission
Shuuuu :D😰😨😵
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