Besesicela lo sgebengu mbamba mbamba
Uyositjontjela li bhuku letoni ezulwini 😃😂😁😀
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Akuve kumnandi ukuba isibonelo esihle.Kunokuba kuhlezi kwalokhu kukhuzwana nawe ufathuza njee. You.. Mfathuzeni.
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Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa
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O di tshetshela lilai lidenya-denya la polony nne a ntshetshela kulai kusekene-sekene kune ndi a kona u vhona na mbevha i seli😞
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Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕
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👩🦰 : Unjani babakhe🥰?
👨🦰 : Nami ngiyaphila sela lenhliziyo yami 😋.
👩🦰 : Uyitholile message yami manje ekuseni babazzz😍🙈?
👨🦰 : Usho yiphi message manje 😳🤔… Oh ngiyitholile sthandwa lena ekhuluma nge R500.
👩🦰 : Bengisacela ungizama ngalo R500💰 engiwucelile kule message sthandwa sami.
👨🦰 : Hhay angiyitholanga leyo message ekhuluma ngemali.
👩🦰 : Ingani uthe uyitholile (shocked!).
👨🦰 : (Phone call dropped ☎).
Qomani bosisi angina mona 🤣🏃♂🏌♂️🙆♂
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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”
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Ngicela ningifundisa ukutshekisa le emoji “😂” kade ngizama, ngiyehluleka. 😢 😭
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Lavele lathi: “Weird,” iphara kimi ngifihla ifoni lizindlulela. 💔 😭
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Ebhayibhelini ayeli tshumi(10) amankazana elinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo
fundani iBhayibheli liyekele ubuthutha babonyoko
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Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga.
Oh, and futhi anginisabi.
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[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw
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La bantu bama-serious relationship angeke ubezwe bekhuluma ngeValentine’s Day, kodwa le genge yama piece job…
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️Ziningi Izinto Ezisusa Umsindo Etekisini, Uma Ususa Impukane, Uthi Ayiye Kubani?
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Asivale amehlo: “Ola, Jesu Bra yami! Ngizakuwe ngingenafokol ngizoringa nawe ukuthi kushubile elay’fini kuntswembu bra yam. Amajita aya khawathana, abanye ngapha baya bhodisana. Mina ngibonga i-protection os’gaya yona elke dag! Le outy abathi uSatan neskeem sayo bafuna ukus’lahlisa iside, but atleast wena uyaspana ngokusivikela, sure! Nguwe owanika u David ikrag yoku trapa u-Goliath! Nguwe owavaya namaGents akwa- Israel esgangeni banga khawathwa yi-niks!! Mara bra Jesu mpintshi’yami wabhodela ama-flop ethu, sorry nga-daai ding, uyang’thola? If mina nezimpintshi zami besikhona daar, besizothatha iside yakho skeem sam! Asseblief, ringa neGrootman lakho uJehova asixolele. Sicela i-Life egrand, inyuku e-baie, negawulo! Olla Bra yam, 8tada!! AMEN.
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baby vuka ngikukhape Gal chaa ngakithi ngibatshelile ukuba ngizobuya monthe end
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