Ningashuthi-ke ukudla namhlanje please, 🤚🏽 ngiyanazi phela nina uma senibona i-mayonnaise.
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Why uthi “u prefer ukubizwa ngo she” ngibe ngikubona uyindoda unentshebe namasende🍆
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I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.
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Weqile espan eish vele hlangane ne boss yakho what can u do?
Me: eish sorry Bhuti yimin kombe losebenza laphaya
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Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂
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Webosisi ke ngizibuzele nje ngabe kumnandi yini uku bluetick(a) umuntu,nonke niyayenza lento kazi niyazi yini kubuhlungu kanjani ukwenziwa lonto magazine ngoba avenishesha ukukhala uma kwenziwa kini
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ngishawe I stroke ekhanda ngavelwa I drop onyaweni..
angikho right no left wam awusebenzi ama robots avalile
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Uthi ufihlela mina I mali emabeleni akho mtase
Uzwe ngo Mandela sekamunya le bele lakho
Unyee nyiii
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Badliwe abantwana babantu with this question!!!!
So ungibona nini😂😂😂???
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Thina esihlelekile sesiwuthengile uphalafini wokubasa i-prima stove namakhandlela okukhanyisa mhla kaBlack Friday! 😊
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WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 😘 😘
BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 📺, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 🔒, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”
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Hide ID Nyaa. Salibonani, ngingumama ole 34 yrs, ngilomkami ole 42 yrs, sihlala e Hillside eZim, silama business e SA, silabantwana abangu 3 , 2 boys logal oyi 1 , empeleni siphila butep, siyathandana siyahloniphana njalo siyalalelana lomdala wami, asila nkinga ngitsho, sishaya nge breakfast e top, lunch enstwempu, sithi supper yodumo, en ngama weekends we take our children out fo refreshments, en dinner, bengithi ngilazise lina elihlala lilezinkinga zothando lezemishado, ngiyabonga
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Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho
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Bongekile Ungena Police Station Ubona Sthombe Odongeni Sbhalwe “Wanted”
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Bongekile : Isigebengu Lesi ?!?
Police : Yebo
Bongekile : Manje Niyamfuna ?!?
Police (Esholo Phezulu) Yebo Uyaz Singamthola Kuphi ?!?
Bongekile : Angmaz Nokmazi Bengfuna Ukbuza Ukuthi Animubambanga Ngani Ngenkathi Nimushutha.
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Lento oyihleka ukuthi yenziwa kwi-Kaizer Chiefs, thina sihleka ukuthi yenziwa kumuntu wakho, kodwa qhubeka.
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Ngena e 🚽toilet
Ne 📲phone
Phuma 💩s’hlama
Sesomelele
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