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Kuthiwa kumnandi ukubaliselwa ihlaya wumunt’omumbi ngoba awuhlek’hlaya kuphel ugcin’usuhleka naye ngenxa yobubi bakhe



“Mzukiswa a ke batle o ba victim ya abuse, am too young” Ayy weh Aphiwe who told you that it’s only old people who have to be abused?๐Ÿ˜ก

Imagine uthi ubize uber uphuma e Hotel le ex yakho kuqamuke indoda yakho e driver leyo morto what r u going to do


Teacher: โ€œWho was the mother of Moses from the bible?โ€
Student: โ€œNguna-Mozehโ€
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ

Ngahle ngaphuma e classin

Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo.
him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ™ˆ


When A Lil Kid Hits You Infront Of His/
Her
Mom And You Cant Do Anything About It
So you End Up Smilling Like A Fool And
Saying
things Like:
“Hahaha wena Nana heeh wena
hehehe “


Whites: Tell Everyone M Coming Home
Blacks: Wena O Nore Tuu, Ska Botsa Motho, Baloi Ba Kare Thibela Tsela

Angisajabulanga kanje, sixabane nomakhelwane. Ngichazwe nje into ayisho ekugcineni. Uthe uzongikhombisa umuzi onotshwala๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”

GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”


Musa Ukulokhu Ucela Ivolume๐Ÿ”Š Kuma Posts. Mention Lo Ofuna Ezwe Usyeke Thina


Uyazi nje ukt mawudla iqanda usuke udla ingane nomfazi ebizokhula ibe iphoyisa๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Thabo:vuka ngik’khaphe
Nelly:at ngawar sengbatjelile endlin kuthi ngzobabona Month end…

Passenger: Sorry driver, malini iTaxi?
.
Senzo Mteshane:Angazi hamba uyobuza kwaToyota

Inyama yenkukhu yayimnandi isabizwa ngamaphisisi.