Hubby:hi baby besacela si mall kusasa siyobheka only
Wife:
besengcelwe indonda yam enemali askis
Hubby:
who is the mannn bring my gun
Wife:your boss
Hubby:eish put the gun away 
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“Ngiyezwa mf’ethu uthi yi-wrong number, ngizwa kunomsindo lapho, nikuphi? Ngicela ukuzophuza nani. Please!”
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yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation

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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo
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Divorce is for rich people.
Imagine going to court
libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze
ice creamHayibo stick together once*
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“Full chicken kanjani lingekho ikhanda?”Kubuza uMthembu eNandos.
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Umthande umenzele everybody yena adlale ngama lips wakho
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I don’t know. Ngijolelwe umayfohloza wami ngafika simsebenzisa isgola ,ngathi suka lana wena ! awazi thina siyazigulela kungabe ngiyakuphihliza manje ukuthi ngihlonipha umthetho we social distance
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”
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Rich: Hello room service
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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Isikhathi esiningi leGeñge edlala uMasķandi eskoleni iyona lephinda ama class.
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Lonyaka sizahamba ngamazwani ngokufuthelwa hikuhlakula plus lockdown
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Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day
syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day
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Indoda iyahonqa mayilele kuzwakale ukuthi ukhona ubaba wekhaya kungasale sekuthuleka nje
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That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.
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Him : don’t green me
Her:????
Him: ungangizazi
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Akushiwo ukuthi “UPETE”
Kthiwa amadolo abuzana impilo 
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Weekend yonke ubangela ifamily yakho umsindo ngoMbhaqanga noMaskandi. Izingane ma zidlala amaPiano ngoMonday zibuya eskoleni uthi:”FUSEK ayehle leyonto.Uwu Bab’doti.
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