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🧓 Ndipase zonke i term malume ngaphandle kwe English
🧔 Uyifeyila kanjan i English shana ndisanda ukukuthengela i Calculate 😂😂
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UJohn uthandana noPinky. UJohn wasesithi’ Pinky ngicela ukuthi Mhla kungenamuntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSunday uPinky ne family yakhe bavuka ekuseni bageza baya esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wathumela uJohn i sms’ wathi woza akuna muntu ngekhaya. Waya egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi no Pinky naye akekho. Adobhe iphone ngolaka u John’ Kanti uthi ngize kanjani usazi ukuthi awukho? Aphendule uPinky’ angithi wathi ma kungelamuntu ngekhaya ngikutshele uvakashe. Ngubani owaye-wrong lana?
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Cela ningikhalise bahlali😩😥😭 ezbuhlungu azipheli💔
Mhhh mmhh 😋
Imilando Ka Mayonnaise🍯 Vulwangodisemba No Baked Choice Asosethi Makhekhe🍪
uVulwangodisemba kanye No Asosethi bazalelwa endaweni yase Dolobheni emashelufini , eWoolworths mmhh😖😋😝mmhh😪😖😋.
uVulwangodisemba🍯 No Asosethi🍪 basuka eWoolworths baya kwaBoxer beyovakashela umalume wabo uBlackFriday😥😖😋.
Ngokungahlaliseki kwabo bazithola emotweni I AMG-trolley G-63🚙🍪🍯ngenxa yokuthanda imali. Mmmh mmmhh😖😥😪😋.
uVulwangodisemba🍯 no Asosethi Makhekhe🍪 bafikela ekhaya🏡ngoplastic endoweni yaseceleni kwewodrophini ecelini kwestina sombhede, emvakwe baseyobhede,nasephinifeni eskhwameni emvakwezitsha ezifaya edaningilumu.
UVulwangodisemba 🍯 kanye Asosethi Makhekhe ngenxa yokungahlaliseki kwabo kahle bazithola eflijini ngohlaka Ka 25X-Mas🎅
UVulwangodisemba uhambe engozini yesalati yekhabishi namaviyena, u Asosethi yena ucwile ejusini🍹🍷wehlangodilinki.
Siyohlezi Sinikhumbula Njalo ngomhlaka 25X-Mas🎅
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He posted ” Having fun in ma New Car”.. His brother commented.. Uthi ubaba buyisa imoto bathe uywashe kphela😪🤧🤷🏽♀️
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Uyafisa ukukhuluma naye ngoba uyamkhumbula. Kodwa manje awazi unobani, wenzani noma unaso yini isikhathi sakho lapho ekhona.
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Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop
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ikufebele i2000 uth bulibuza livele lith asbukane emehlwen sbone ozohleka …
nguyeke ofebayo unyee puh
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Kanti into entsha yini, uqala ukuzibona ukuthi umumbi wakhala. Usuzwa ngabantu uyatetema usuyakhala manje. Awubuthwele ubunzima wena ngoba awuziboni njalo. Abantu abakubukayo kuphela abathwele ubunzima. Usungaze uqashe izinkabi, abantu bafele ukuthi umumbi. Bonke labantu abathi umumbi abanamali banezinhliziyo ezimbi futhi. Kuncono wena unokodwa ngoba unemali.
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Ayikho into eyingijabulisa njengoBbe wami makafuna iscathulo phasi kwembede
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Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile
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👩🏽🦰: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.”
👨🏻🦱: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 😳
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Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.
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Yaz umuntu ahambe ne Pitbull
Makaceda akubheke kabi ngathi kuluma yena
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Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.
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Someone wrote :
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She’s 3months pregnant…
Sengingabaleka or ngithi ukuma kancane???
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Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:
1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?
2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.
3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.
4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.
5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.
6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.
7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.
8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.
9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.
10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.
11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.
12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.
13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.
14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.
15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.
Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.
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