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Utombona abusy atikhalisa utsi kutsi uxoba anyanisi
kani ukhaliswa bungwadla bakhe



Hhayi bo! Nakhu ngifica umuntu okhulelwe estobhini, sesime sobabili manje sekungathi yimi-ke lo ogile lo mkhuba. ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿง“๐Ÿพ:Makoto!!!
๐Ÿ‘ฐ: Mah!!!
๐Ÿง“๐Ÿพ: Phuma Ubone intombazane engiyithandela indodana yami.

I can’t wait to buy a car, ngizikhiphe nabangani bami abangenazimoto. Sithi sisahlale 30min e-clubbin bese ngithi: “Sengi-right bef’ethu, asinyakaze.

KUKHONA INTO ONGEKE UYICHAZE!!!!
IFarmer(umnikazi wePulazi) ihleli eTavern
etafuleni ibukeka iStressed iphuza ubeer ibambe
ikhanda, kuqhamuke uThisha neyakhe
ibeer ahlale kuleli tafula okuhleli kulo
iFarmer,abuze uthisha” haw nsizwa yakithi
wabukeka uneStress,Kwenzenjani?
Iphendule iFarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze”,
abuze futhi uthisha “haw kwenzenjani?”,
iphendule ifarmer”bengisenga inkomo
ubisi,luthe seligcwele ibhakede,yalikhahlela
ibhakede ngonyawo lakwaLeft,lwachitheka ubisi”,
aphendule uthisha”haw yin ewrong lapho?
ngoba phela uma ilithichile usenga olunye”,
iphendule ifarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze ndoda!,
ngidonse inkomo
ngaybeka esangweni lesibaya ngase ngabopha
umlenze wakwaLeft ogodweni olukwaLeft
ngafaka ugodo lokbopha ikhanda phambili
nyana nesango phakathi esibayeni,ngasenga
futhi,luthe selugcwele yalukhahlela futhi
ngonyawo lakwaRight This time, ngase
ngabopha unyawo lakwaRight ogodwen
lakwaRight yavuleka imilenze yenkomo”,
uthisha athi”qhubeka kwase kwenzakalani? Im
sure kusengeke kahle”.
Iqhubeke ifarmer ichaze ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!
ngisengile futhi,luthe seluzogcwala ubisi,inkomo
yalushaya ngomsila lwachitheka lonke ubisi”,
UThisha athi”hawuu,wenze njani ke mayenza
nje,im Sure ubophele umsila emzimbeni wayo
inkomo?”,
iqhubeke ichaze ifarmer ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!, IMPELA
ngiwbophile umsila ibhakede belisawile
kanjalo,,,,inkinga nje ukuthi bese ziphelile
izintambo zokubopha so ngibe sengikhipha
ibhande lebhulukwe lami ngabopha umsila
emzimbeni,lapho ibhulukwe liwile
phansi…iUnder angiyfaki…lithe lisawe kanjalo
ibhulukwe kwaqhamuka uNkosikazi wami”,
ababaze uthisha”hawu utheni yena?”,
iphendule ifarmer “ewuu nsizwa yakithi
kukhona into ongeke uychaze…..


Ungqongqoshe wa maphoyisa ukhiphe umbiko wokuthi njengoba kushisa kangaka amaphoyisa asevumelekile ukuthi agqoke izikhindi, sibone imilenze yomthetho, sibone amadolo we phoyisa.


Ngithe umcimbi ungo13h00 la kuzophuma khona izithebe.
Ngizosi thathaphi esakho njengoba ufika ngo 17h00.

If you’re the hottest girl ngakini, please note that the minute iTaxi ingena eTown konke lokho kuyaphela


BATHI”
I Chicken Licken Yase Swaziland Seyibhalwe Ukuthi “Qhude Manikiniki”
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Mswati Kan Unani Mara Ye?๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza, kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi: “Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…” ๐Ÿ˜


Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.