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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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I remember in January a Nyaope boy selling a 2020 calendar saying “inama holiday amaningi “ and I didn’t believe him 😭

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Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
😂😂😂🚮

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Lento yakho yokuthi wonke umathandana ongena kuwona ufuna ukuba u mam.Awuke ungene ngegiya eliphezulu nje ufike ube iPrincipal.

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Umlilo by DJ Zinhle is a house gospel song.

Let me break it down for you:

The lyrics says, “uthando lwako ludala imilingo
Kusukuma izishosha. Ngentando yakho abangaboni sebeyobona. Mina ngeke ngikwazi ukufakazela omunye umuntu, kodwa uthando lwakho Mina ngizotshela abaningi”.

Isaiah 35:5&6
Your Love (God) creates miracles, the lame shall walk , the blind shall see. I cannot speak on behalf of anyone else, but I will tell the world about your Love

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U are ungly in such a way that usabe nokuphuma

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Niqeda ukuqabulana nino muntu wakho

Girl:baby ushiye ushephisi emlomeni wam🤨🤨🤔🤔

Boy:No,bby akusiwona ushiphisi ngineflu🤣🤣😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂

What is that if u think?? 🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣😁

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Isifiso sami ukuyeka insangu bese ngakha u two room onamakamelo aw5

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Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

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OSfundo Nomfundo Fundiswa Must Date Each
Yeah Department Of Education One Side

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La bantu bama-serious relationship angeke ubezwe bekhuluma ngeValentine’s Day, kodwa le genge yama piece job…

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Ifike indoda yakho kokwenu isocela usawoti ngeloxesha icela nawr xayiphuma uzoyilandela

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Gogo in a taxi from JHB to DBN acele udriver amtshele uma esese PMB, an hour later amkhumbuze futhi, athi udriver “ngikuzwile gogo ngizokwazisa…” akhohlwe udriver aze ayofika eMarianhill etollgate, athi ugogo “ungakhokwa njalo driver ePMB” abambe ikhanda udriver ajike nabagibeli ayinyathele ephinda ePMB – abagibeli bayavungama ulaka, sebefikile athi “gogo sesifikile ePMB” athi ugogo “ngiyabongake kuthiwe ngiphuze amaphilisi ami uma sesise PMB sesingaqhubekake nohambo vele ngiya eDBN!”

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