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Omunye ujaha nango engena ebhasini esiya ekhaya. Sekubhadalwa wathi conductor ngizakunika imali sengisehla kathesi ngihlezi kubi. Yebona yee ibhasi yadla phansi. Wezwakala sememeza I bus stop yakhe ujaha . Bathi bhadala phela wabe ephuma ebhasini ngenkalakatha yejubane ebaleka engabhadalanga. U conductor wamhlala izithende emuva kwakhe. Ujaha lwana wabaleka eqonda emathuneni ememeza esithi khulu vuka sengikuphathele inyama nansi. Uconductor esizwa lelo watshibilika wabaleka ebuyela ebhasini. Unkunzi wasala ehlekelela esithi ngizakwenza mfana. Elokhe esamile khonapho wezwa ilizwi ebunyameni lisithi Sengivukile ingaphi phela Inyama yakhona. Yeyi wabaleka waze wadlula uconductor esiya ngena ebhasini

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Zulu: Themba, Bhekumuzi, Sthembiso and Siyanda.
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Pedi: Tempa, Pekumusi, Stempiso and Siyanta..
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But when we say Limpompo you cry. Wa tseba yini a se sotlwa ka lena nathi sibolela kantlela sifuna nkayo.

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Umuntu ashaye igirl friend yami ngempama aqede azobuzamina ukuthi nginenkinga yini.
Haiybo! Ngingenaphi mina?

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Ubaba ko uye gay mego feka abotoths uthe take everything ecsept my lipstick

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Uthi uyetoilet uvel ufic umaskito udansa iwewe

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“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

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Mese uthi unendodake into ebalekela ama Charges niyolihamba lonke iTheku nifuna uCapitec ngoba engafuni ukukhipha kuStandard Bank😂🤣😂😂

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Uzwe umuntu e thi yena u rich une swimming pool kodwa I gate yi fantoke na se moyango akona isi khiya ba khiya nge spoon

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Cela ubuza lezintombi ebeziyohlola emhlangeni, if kukhona anama tattoo ecelen kwasenkomeni🍑 bezihlolwa nazo?

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Seniyenzile i-pregnancy test or nizozwa senihalela uphuthu 🍚 nescabha 🚪?

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Sesidlile iStripper?
Bebuza intombi yakho ibambelele ngensimbi yeTende🤪🤪

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Uzabezwa nxa sebesemfeni……
NGUNAMBA BANI UMANQOBA?
1 Yikho sitshona sikhuthaza abantu ukuthi bangene amaburial manje kwiyini so.
2 Yikukhala mhlobo bani khonokhu umuntu ekhala ekhuluma njengetshona.
3 UMandlovu sekhohliwe ukuthi ubeyismall house yikho esekhala ukwedlula umfelokazi
4 Hayi ah ibhokisi lakhona ngusori…
5 Endi laze lahamba isela umuntu uzake alale ekhohliwe ukukhiya umnyango.
6 uTracy ubuwule sobamngena ekhanda yikho ebuya emfeni eqgoke imini sketi, kumbe ufuna ukukhonjiswa yisidumbu.
7 Kuthwa bebengela senti baze bancedwa ngumalume wabo oseUK.
8 Usekhala ezibhuqa phansi kodwa umamakhe esaphila wayengamnaki.
9 Umama yenowu kaswelakali ezimfeni sebeze bemuthi nguDoves 10 Amakheriya kawafi khangela ukuthi uMlilo unone njani.
11 Lanxa sokuthwa yiso isikhiwa leso, umfelokazi selokhe ephethe erisiva ifoni.
12 Kathi uChipo usaphila ngake ngezwa bembalisa nje ukuthi ubest before October.
13 uMary ulande ukuzovalelisa umngane wakhe ababewula bonke etown.
14 Ngemva kwemfa leyi siya koMangwenya, uyazibona izaziso zemfa ngemva kwendlebe zikaDanisa?
15 Okulibhokisi kwakhona ngokusorry.
16 Isimanga yikuthi kuzo zonke izimfa uThoko ukhala esiyowela phezu kwamadoda.
17 Usethabile uMandlovu indoda yakhe isize yafa.
18 Lanxa bengaze bemngcwabe ngekhasikedi sonke siyakuwani ndawo.
19 Phela kuthwa uninazala nguye obulele umntanakhe, awuboni ubekhala ilihlo elilodwa.
20 Ubutshapha obehlula imfa shuwa.
21 Angazi ukuthi bavumeleni ukuthi kube lebhodi viyuwingi lokhuyana okunjana angikaze ngubone.
22 Imfa elokudla so, uMakhumalo kasuki…sefisa ukuthi ngabe kuhle kufe omunye.
23 Bengavala ibhokisi ngengubo engcole njana
24 Lowana vele uzapoka ngendlela athanda ngayo imali.
25 Ubengathi uzathi salibonani elele ebhokisini.
26 Injiva ibuye izilengisele izandla imaraza kuphela
27 Bambani lowo engazilimazi
28 Osisi bakhona balanda ukuzotshinga kodwa emkhuhlaneni babengekho
29 Hantsho ngabe kufe isiyelele lesi kwasala umuntu kuzwa

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Nisuke nabadelela kakhulu abazali nathi nizobuya January, yathi imvula nangizwa ngobani?

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Nalento yokuthi indololwane yidolo elincane, ngiyizwa ngawe. Kuzomele ugodukile ekugcineni

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