In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime

Guys tell me? ^_^
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Yindaba Lamantombazane agqoka izibuko Efeba Kanje?? 😮 😮
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Umuntu umubone Kuma GTI KuFront sit Esevele Nezibuko Zamehlo. -_- -_- phinde ubone eseyi D.p somewhere 😮 😮
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Ave Nifeba zingane zebuko zamehlo Ngiyanivuma ngeke.

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_

Deshethoni abelungu bakhale bonke namhlanje ngifika emithingini ngigqoke ujini wami obizayo obhalwe ukuthi “salt”.
😂😂😂