Uthi Ugezile Umuhle😝 Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”

White Parent :: You depend on me.

Black Parent :: Udla Mina, ugqoka Mina, unya Mina. 🐸

Uma usebenzisa umuthi, uboke umemeze imali nomsebenzi, uyekele amagama abantu!

Awuthi ngilale, sengikhulume kakhulu today.

Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏

Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala

UMsaphozi emngcwabeni!!!
Msaphozi: Sanibonani nonke etendeni. Ngiyabonga ukuthola leli thuba lokukhuluma ngomzala.
Umzala ushona nje besegulile sonke simubonile. Futhi umzala mina ngangithi uzofa ngo 2010 ngoba nalapho wake wagula wabangwa nezibi kodwa wavuka waphinda waqhubeka lapho ayegcine khona nokuqoma, waqoma okusengathi akakaze agule nhlobo.
OMagwaza nomshumayeli uXulu bangixaka sebejola naye umzala ekubeni yibo abebumuthandazela esebangwa nezibi ngoba ayi nani madoda nikholwa ngokuzibonela ukuthi kunani phansi kwesiketi.
Ngageza izandla uma sengizwa kuthiwa nawe Mfundisi usujola nomzala kodwa ngeke sizixoxe lezo ngoba sisemngcwabeni kanti nomfazi wakho ukhona lapha, kodwa ngadumala ngoba phela wena Mfundisi ubumazi kahle umzala ingane kaAnti ukuthi ayilungile kodwa ke ngeke ngikujaje Mfundisi ngoba nawe uwumuntu njengabo obab’ Mkhize laba laphaya emuva (ekhomba uMkhize) obeze agaklaze umfazi wakhe efuna ukuza kuye umzala lona.
UmkaMkhize njengoba elapha nje ufuna ukuzibonela ukuthi umzala wami ufe ngempela yini.
Kona ke engingakusho ngomzala wami ubewathanda amadoda ikakhulukazi ashadile futhi nawo emthanda kodwa into enhle uze wafa umzala engahlukanisanga muntu nenkosikazi yakhe.
La endaweni ngithi mabili mathathu amadoda emizi yawo angajolanga nomzala. Ngithukile nje uZungu uma esesikhokhisa layikhaya ngokuqasha itende lakhe kodwa ke ngabuye ngabona ukuthi unkosikakazi wakhe ubengazi ukuthi ubejola nomzala ngalokho siyamxolela uZungu siwumndeni ngaleso senzo sakhe.
Mzala wami uhambe kahle uma ufika ezulwini ungasiphoxi uqomane namasulumane, amaJuda, oPilatu noSamusoni beno Nebukhedinesari.
Uziphathe kahle mzala ezulwini uhlale ngentombi yize ingasekho nje kodwa uzame mzala wami… Uhambe kahle mntaka Anti sohleze sibabaza imigilingwane yakho!!
Ngiyabonga ngisaya ngale exhibeni sengikhulume ngaze ngoma.

ufice iCrush yakho estolo uvele uthenge ama Tennis nama Lays nge Mali ye Klabishi

Dear future wife

Don’t worry about children
Ngizoza nabo

Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you

Only Zulu’s Will Name Twins
Buhle and Buhleee