Izolo sidakwe 🍻 saze sahlaba imvu 🐑 Kodwa
Sithe masivuka ekuseni nansi imvu 🐑 iboshelwe
Eshlahleni 🌳 inkinga ubhobhi 🐕 akaziwa ukuthi
Ushonephi 😔
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WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 😘 😘
BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 📺, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 🔒, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”
Vallentine’s is for married people.
Abanye yikuthanda izinto nje.
Nibosipha phela ama-matching outfits uma ucu selugqashukile
Ake nizenze mina kuma-comments, ngifuna ukubona something.
Yaze yasebenza ke lockdown nokumiswa kokudayiswa kotshwala, uyaz umuntu useke ahlale nesamba semali elinganiselwa ku R20 wonke nje kungabi ndaba zalutho
ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED
YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???😂😂😂✋
INSANGU…..THE WEED
Ukukhula Komuntu Ave Kuwubala Yaz Usungaphika Ukth Yim Lokwi Sta-soft
Umthande umenzele everybody yena adlale ngama lips wakho💔😂
Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
Uduke ethekwini uze ubuze komama abadayisayo ukuth
“senike nangbona yin ngdlula la?”
Whites: I lost control of the vehicle and it went off road.
Blacks: Ngithe ngithi phapha imoto yathi lami ngathi awubonanga wena isihlanhlatha ngayithi yathii
Ngihlushwa imbungulu ngazithela komaskito manje angazi ubani ongangitholela number yabakwa SPCA ngoba uma ngizibulala ngisaba ukuboshwa phela izilwane lezi sizani go angisabazi ubuthongo nasendleleni ngivinjelwe omaskito
Usathi bbe I’m not ready kuqhamuke o ready ngaphansi kombhede
Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela
problem yenu ni single
Ngoba anifuni kuba ma stepfather