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Yeyi maan beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane, kusho uKiyo bemlamulela kade ekinywa yinkosikazi esekweqe amehlo

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Dont ask me a relationship advice. I went back to the same girl 12 times… Solo bathi mnike i chance

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Hide ID Nyaa. Salibonani, ngingumama ole 34 yrs, ngilomkami ole 42 yrs, sihlala e Hillside eZim, silama business e SA, silabantwana abangu 3 , 2 boys logal oyi 1 , empeleni siphila butep, siyathandana siyahloniphana njalo siyalalelana lomdala wami, asila nkinga ngitsho, sishaya nge breakfast e top, lunch enstwempu, sithi supper yodumo, en ngama weekends we take our children out fo refreshments, en dinner, bengithi ngilazise lina elihlala lilezinkinga zothando lezemishado, ngiyabonga

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People Who Don’t Shit 🚽🧻 In The Morning Are Angriest😡 During The Day

Sometimes We Blame Frustrations Kanti Noooh✋Amasimba😏

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KFC cashier: would you kindly donate a R2 that will feed a hungry child out there
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Zulu: mbizeni ngizodla naye

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“Ufuna amasi noma ngikuthosele inyama?”

MINA: “Ungabe ungenzela amasi ngaleskhathi usathosa inyama!

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Mxm umuntu enuka umlomo ajike asondele ebuswen bam angbuze ukuth ngyayaz yin lengoma ethi HUUUUUUUUUUUU??😷😷😷

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Ayikho into ebuhlungu njengokuhlaka esithulini esinamakhungela

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Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

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Lokuzishadisa kwenu abazali benu bengatholanga lutho ngani,
akuve kuyinkinga ngoba anive nizohlupha mase nidlulile emhlabeni.

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Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

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So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why

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Angisalwanga kanje ngiphupha amaphara entshontsha uMhlaka 1 June 2020 😢😢

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