Oke Ubuze intomb Yakho Ukuth “Bbe Why uhlezi ugqoke ibh’lukwe”
Yazii Ifihleni?
Ifihle Ukhwekhwe
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Dating a Zulu girl…..
Me: Love you
Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego
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Kusechurch uyatshumayela umfundisi athi, “Bazalwane kasisiqapheleni lesisitho esilaso…
Ivume ichurch, ” Ameeeeen mfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho bazalwane sibi…
Athi uNyaa kuKhumbu, “Kanti jeki umfundisi uqale kuhle nje…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho sincane kodwa sichithe imizi bandla
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeen…
UNyaa aphinde, “Mina kangisathandi linto ekhulunywa ngumfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Amadoda aze ashiya lemizi…
Aqale ukucunuka uNyaa, loKhumbu akubone lokho azame ukumqinisa…
Umfundisi, “Kanti labomama kabasanelisi lokuzibamba…
Nyaa:, “Mina skeem sengihamb kodwa ambambe uKhumbu…
Umfundisi, “Bazalwane lesisitho esisebenza simanzi bazalwane bami ngoba lami ngiyasisebenzisa bathandekayo siyingozi…
Asukume ame ngenyawo uNyaa…
Umfundisi acabange ukuthi liyangena izwi kumzalwane uNyaa kanti labanye abazalwane labo sebesukuma…
Aqhubeke umfundisi, “Ngoba bazalwane ukusibunandi bonalobo nxa sisisebenzisa lesisitho Halleluyaaaaa bandla leNkosi (aze eqe etshibilike umfundisi)
Nyaa: “Singihamba Khue, ngamanyala lawa…etsho ethi tshompo ngewindi adle phansi…
Amfundisi, “Bazalwane ngithi asilubambeni ulimi singalwekeleli…
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeeen nceku yeNkosi…
Akhiphe phandle ikhanda ngewindo uKhumbu ememeza uNyaa, “Phenduka jeki umfundisi akakhulumi ngayoooooo…
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Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
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Umfake emsebenzini umuntu omnyama ma ehola avele athenge imbuzi ahlabe abonge amadlozi wena akhohlwe ngawe.
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Uthi uyomzama
ngekhekhe
Avele antante
nawe umashu wonke
efunana no base
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Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe,
kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!
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Uxakwe into uphiswe into ongakaze wayibona.Lapho uthi uyangena kwi public toilet ufice isimo kwi seat esiqeda ukuphiswa
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Uzothi “Private relationship is a happy relationship”
Kanti bakufihle njenge advert ye steel wool
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Some people think ukhumbul’ekhaya is a Joke
“I’m Miriam i’m 85years bengicela ukhumbul’ekhaya andkhangelise uMama wan” imagine
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“Baby, angisezi ukuzokulanda.” Lapho senginike nomalume ukudla 
kwami. 
Jesu ungishiyelani? 
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Ngibingelela ama khosazane ase slungwin amahle nanike makhosazane akwa Zulu nezishwapha nehluzu & ubumbi
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Ukuthi indoda meLe uyiphathe kanjani ukuze NawE ikuphathe Kahle empilweni
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Unamansense abhalwe ukuthi ichophe aligqemi lah
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So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard
..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?
…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why
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isdudla if sjika ikhona ngathi itruck eliphethe ucement
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