I really can’t waste my money ngiyise uQueen eCinema kusakhona TV ne DVD la π€π
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sihlulwa yn ukuyothenga CD ya R10 eyi 11 in 1 sibuke ama movie weekend yonke??
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Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”…
Yaz uz’buze ukuthi kanti lesdudla singakanani mase siphelele???οΏΌ
Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” ππ½
God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”
Ngithanda ukuhlala ngihlekise nabantu ngibajabulise ngamahlaya nabo
This Uzalo Song Though!
They Must Stop It I Hate It Yhooo!!
Other Man Phumelela and Other man don’t
Phumelela..
I feel so offended!!!
Khona abanye abantu abazi thandayo izindaba zabantu but bexakwa ezabo.
Mawu umuntu please be normally guys.
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I can’t wait to buy a car,
ngphume endlini ne cup ye
coffee ngokhahlela ama tayera
π©:bbe ngikuthanda khulu
π¨:ohh lemali oyibonile eyama-cementπ
Since Ngacala Ukujola Nomuntu Oy1 Izinto Zami Azilungi π€π»
Gyz ngabe yiqiniso yini ukuthi PSL stand for “Pirates Still Losing”πππ
If She Doesn’t Introduce You To Her Parents,
Chamela Phakath Bazozfikela Bona Bezokbona
UJohn uthandana noPinky. UJohn wasesithi’ Pinky ngicela ukuthi Mhla kungenamuntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSunday uPinky ne family yakhe bavuka ekuseni bageza baya esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wathumela uJohn i sms’ wathi woza akuna muntu ngekhaya. Waya egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi no Pinky naye akekho. Adobhe iphone ngolaka u John’ Kanti uthi ngize kanjani usazi ukuthi awukho? Aphendule uPinky’ angithi wathi ma kungelamuntu ngekhaya ngikutshele uvakashe. Ngubani owaye-wrong lana?
Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona,
ngibabaze ngababaza amanani βaphansiβ qede ngabuya ekhaya.
Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo
Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /
Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?
Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz
Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”
Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin amaπ© akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?