Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “

Ngishaya i joke instead of Haha u react ngo love
Awsahleki sufuna mina phela wena
Mayyeeee Thixo!!!

*Imikhuhlane* *yezinothi*

1.Heart failure
2.Cancer
3.Diabetes
4.Insomnia
5.High blood pressure
6.stroke

*Imikhuhlane* *yabayanga*

1.Inyongo
2.Izafesane
3.Ikhonzi
4.Amathumba
5.uhudo

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??

Bayanilwisa yini estolo uma nithatha i-foundation efana ncimishi neskhumba sakho? Noma nje ninenkani?

People who like to say “sizobe silapho noma kanjani”
never attend the event