Uma umunt wesfazane egeza ebe ecula,
mase esethuli usuke esegezani ?
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Uma umunt wesfazane egeza ebe ecula,
mase esethuli usuke esegezani ?
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👩 : Bbe uyezwa kuband kanjan?
👨: Manje ngenzenjani mna ngifonel ilanga 😒
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When you think she’s screaming because you’re
hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba
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Balinyise ishangan emonten ulizwe selithi zonke msunu😅😅😅
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Sengathi manje kungafika isifo 🌪esizophoqa ukuthi umuntu nomuntu ahlale nobaba wengane yakhe🤣🤣🤣
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Usathi uzenza umakoti emngcwaben wakhabo Bae uvele uwise ibhodo le
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Ungathi unendoda lento othi uma uhamba nayo ukhala ngokulamba ivele ithi uncono wena mina ngyafa
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Nathi saze safa sikfuna ke Loko
Kusho amadlozi uwacela umsebenzi nemali
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Suke ungakaze ubhekane nenkinga
Uma ungakaze ujole nomfana omncane ngomzimba oyi darkie negama lakhe liqale ngo S
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PhUMA ENKWARIN NGABO 00:30 EBSUKU SENGBUYELA E🏠 LAPHO SENGIHAMBA NGEDWA
SO KUNOMJITA OZA NGAKUMINA, YERR!! NGABONA UKUTH ZOSHUBA LAPHO M SHAKING BT NGASHO NGATHI UMUNT UYABHODA VANDAAG NGAFIKELWA UMQONDO FAST UTHE ESEZA KIMI,KWAMINA ENGITHI SHO MFW2 AWUSHO AWUFIKANGA NGANI EMNGCWABENI WAMI WAVELE WAKHA NGE🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 UMJITA NGATHI THANX MY DWG JESU U SAVE MY LIFE NJA YAM
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Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your
mother inlaw and send her your nudes
and say “bona ukudla ko mntwana wenu.
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Dating a chick from Mamelodi
…. ai…
Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!
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🧔 mshana uqubenjani esikolen
🧓 Ndipase zonke i term malume ngaphandle kwe English
🧔 Uyifeyila kanjan i English shana ndisanda ukukuthengela i Calculate 😂😂
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Obunye ubukhwele bu serious
Guy: ungaphi babie
Girl: At the funeral
Nika isidumbu i phone
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USuper wayebuka iplazi likaMathayi, kwakunensimu enkulu kutshalwe kuyo utamatisi.
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“Bab’uMathayi, ungangidayisela loya tamatisi uma ngikunikeza ishumi?” kwakubuza uSuper ekhomba utamatisi omkhulu ovuthiwe.
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“Cha,” kuphendula uMathayi, “angeke kulunge mfana kaMdelwa. Uyabona ngaloya tamatisi, ngizothola R2-50 ngoba mkhulu futhi usuvuthiwe.”
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USuper abone utamatisi oluhlaza, “Ungangidayisela loya tamatisi ngeshumi?”
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“Yebo,” kuphendula uMathayi, “Ngingakudayisela wona ngesihlanu.”
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“Kulungile,” kwasho uSuper ebeka isihlanu esandleni sikaMathayi, “Ngizobuya ngeviki elizayo ngizowulanda.”
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Uma ufika neBolt eBolt and Nut shop, ucele usize olingana nalelo oliphethe, if ungawutholi bathi “sori sir we’ll have to order for u, we’re out of stock. Uthini uZwe? Hlukana nokuba busy ufunana nomkhulisa nduku ngoba ufuna ukungena kuyo yonke imihosha nemihoshanyana engalingene nawe.Malingekho 🍆 alikho Wait for ur turn ur size is coming.
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