Akenishoni bafethu lomuntu owayekhanda i Roll On,
wayeNukelwa ikhwapha likabani vele?

After being robbed:
white people:are you
okay?
Black people:Bakae bona?

Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale

UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”

Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.

1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.

2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.

3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.

4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.

5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.

6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.

7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.

8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.

9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?

10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.

11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.

12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.

13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.

14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.

15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.

16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.

17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.

18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.

19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.

20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi

21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele

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