“Sicela uDriver weMercedes-Benz AMG C63 azoyisusa ikuWrong Parking Spot”
😏Ngavele ngasukuma ngayozamula Ngaphandle 🤣
awuyazi inhlonipho engiyithole sengibuya
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If unenkinga Nam khulum uyek ukfela ngaphakath njengemoto
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Sjava once told his mom kutsi”ngyosebenza Egoli Ngzokwakhela umuzi🏫 wakho😍
Jiki Jiki’angsakhoni ngikhumbul’ mah
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Ekhay ngisobabona ngoJanuary sengicula ingoma kaSjava ‘ohh kodwa uma ungithandangingenaluth’
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When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
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Rest in Peace bro
You are dead
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NELLY : Sizwe’s phone hello😐
*Zinhle: hi ngicela ukukhuluma no Sizwe😐
*NELLY : sorry usalele ngicela ubuye ufonele later😐
*Zinhle : ngikhuluma nobani vele?😐
*NELLY : mina ngu NELLY intombi yakhe😊
*Zinhle : OK ngicela ungitshelele yena ukuthi U Zinhle intombi yakhe yase Zakheni bekafonile and bengithi ngiyeza ngizomenzela i washing😊
*NELLY : don’t worry dear sengiyenzile sengi ayina i uniform yakhe manje, ohh uwena oshiye le gown e pink la?😊
*Zinhle : yebo eyami ngicela ungibekele yona kahle nama sleepers😊
*NELLY : OK by the way ngibona nama pillow case amasha la😊
*Zinhle : yebo ngiwathenge last week e street sheet ngo R500😊
*NELLY : OK ngizoknika u R250 kanye nemali ye taxi wona mahle shame une taste girl😊
*Zinhle : thanx ngicela utshele uSizwe ukuthi ngizombona next week😊
*NELLY : why ngezi kusasa ntambama ngoba mina ngizohamba ekseni😊
*Zinhle : OK dear bye then😊
*NELLY :bye bye love😊
IMPILO KUMELE IBE NJE ANGITHI LADIES NEH
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A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….
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A ngeke babone abafana base LESUTHU (abesuthu) bedlala I soccer ball a kekho muntu ongavuma kusindwa yingubo(blanket) egroundin
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When you’re going to a window shopping
Sube uyothenga ifestire or what?
🤷♂️🤔
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WHITE : ”PLEASE STOP THE CAR
BLACKS : ”WOOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!!
WOOOOO!!! Oh Jehova ngith wooo
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SENGYOZE NGIFE NGAYIQHUBANGA INTWALA NGEWISA
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– I Hate Those Small Boys abalala namaNtombazane mase Betshela abangan Babo ukuth ” SengimHlabile uSban Ban ” Thats Lame AsFuck Bros Hau
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Hlaba uThule if Yuu Do That Probably She Will Let Yuu Fuck Her Again , & Again & Again & Again
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Manje ngempela ngempela ni-serious vele ngale nto yenu yobuso obu-gold?
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Yaz umuntu umxoxele kahle indaba uma eseyindlulisa ath uzwe ngama hem hem……😮 nginguma hem hem mina😮
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Uma Ufuna ukubona amandla entombi zama ukumkhumula ipanty esazi ukuthi lidabukile
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Inhliziyo Yami Ibuhlungu 💔 Sengathi Ingquza Yengane YaseMlazi
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