Ngwana batho gea gana le kuku wa kwata goba wa ngala. ….
Mara wena geago Kgopela zaka wa gana
and o expec’ta gore a understand
Entlek wa nyela
Ngwana batho gea gana le kuku wa kwata goba wa ngala. ….
Mara wena geago Kgopela zaka wa gana
and o expec’ta gore a understand
Entlek wa nyela
Unesishwapha kodwa awukwazi ukupheka ubriyani kanti wiNdiya elinjan?
Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …
Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …
1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …
Ladies Thola izinza zakhe
Ezimbili Uzihlanganise
Nobisi๐ฅUphuze ๐
Ubuye uzongbonga๐ญ
UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI๐ฉโโ
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY
Masifika eZulwini sesiyoCharger eJerusalema ngoba iwona kuphela umuzi okhanyayo.
Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa
Ngizama ukitshala ama curry leaves la egcekeni manje angazi kumele ngifake u curry ongakanani emhlabathini. Ngicela ningisize. (*Zwe, ekhathazekile*)
Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde๐ ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu
Nginenkinga la wy ungajibelela I tax endleleni Abantu bakubheka engathi vele babuyalayo kudala
Him:Kanti uzongishayisa Nini bea gal?๐๐ค
Her: inkinga indoda Yami izosibon..๐
Him: come on!! bea uzobe ebona Ngan..
Her: wafaka camera kwi pussy Yami…..
Him: yazini sobuye sixoxe …๐ค
Her : LV u Bea yam.. ๐๐
Him : sharp๐
Next day UCC wabantu uyabhala ..
Her: hey bby๐
Him: unjan?
Her : am doing ohk bby…(with smile phela๐๐
Him: kwakuhle lokho.๐
Her: Hua… bby uzongibona Nini.
Him:๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คsengiryt ngawe Lindiwe..
Bengikuthanda iphela manjr mna bengifuna ukushaya ngizihambela ..inkinga futy ne ndoda yakho izongibona kwi pussy wakh..
Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi
Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, ๐ awumkhuze ngizwe.
Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”
I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: ๐๐๐
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! ๐๐๐
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!
Indlu yasekhaya uyumgodi monokha kuthiwa hluba ungene