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Ngwana batho gea gana le kuku wa kwata goba wa ngala. ….
Mara wena geago Kgopela zaka wa gana
and o expec’ta gore a understand

Entlek wa nyela



Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …

Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …

1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …

Ladies Thola izinza zakhe
Ezimbili Uzihlanganise
Nobisi๐Ÿฅ›Uphuze ๐Ÿ˜Š
Ubuye uzongbonga๐Ÿ˜ญ


UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ‹โœ‹
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY

Masifika eZulwini sesiyoCharger eJerusalema ngoba iwona kuphela umuzi okhanyayo.


Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa


Ngizama ukitshala ama curry leaves la egcekeni manje angazi kumele ngifake u curry ongakanani emhlabathini. Ngicela ningisize. (*Zwe, ekhathazekile*)

Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde๐Ÿ˜“ ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu

Nginenkinga la wy ungajibelela I tax endleleni Abantu bakubheka engathi vele babuyalayo kudala


Him:Kanti uzongishayisa Nini bea gal?๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค—
Her: inkinga indoda Yami izosibon..๐Ÿ˜’
Him: come on!! bea uzobe ebona Ngan..
Her: wafaka camera kwi pussy Yami…..
Him: yazini sobuye sixoxe …๐Ÿค
Her : LV u Bea yam.. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Him : sharp๐Ÿ‘

Next day UCC wabantu uyabhala ..

Her: hey bby๐Ÿ’•
Him: unjan?
Her : am doing ohk bby…(with smile phela๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜€
Him: kwakuhle lokho.๐Ÿ˜
Her: Hua… bby uzongibona Nini.
Him:๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”sengiryt ngawe Lindiwe..

Bengikuthanda iphela manjr mna bengifuna ukushaya ngizihambela ..inkinga futy ne ndoda yakho izongibona kwi pussy wakh..


Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, ๐Ÿ› awumkhuze ngizwe.


Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”

I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!

Indlu yasekhaya uyumgodi monokha kuthiwa hluba ungene