Teacher:What does HIV stands for?
Boy:Holiday in Victoria falls.
Teacher:(Angry)u kids are stupid last week lathi umntwana wemvu yimvana now u keep repeating your stupidity, and wena Fatso i asked you nicely ukuthi’what’s a baby lizzard called’and u said Lizzy.Cynthia lawe uyahĺeka.That day i asked you where fish come from and u said egabheni.l give up manje.Tsitsi akungiphendule, ilizwe elilungisa amakombi kuthwa kungaphi?
Tsitsi:tsikombi
Teacher:Simba make a sentence ele word ‘sugar’.
Simba:umama unatha itiye.
Teacher: manje ibala elithi ‘sugar’lingaphi khonapho?
Simba:liphakathi kwetiye

Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd

Some Parents;
“UyiFailure Kanjani iMaths Une Calculator??”

Ujole nomsuthu kubanda kanje avele avuke ngo 03:00 AM athathe ingubo ayochama Nayo

Uyaphi eRoomin yakhe ungekho ready for
, uyomosha ama Doritos ne Slap somunye umntwana

Namhlanje kumhlaka 25 usuku lokubizwa My Love, Babey, Sweetheart lamanye nje amagama aromantic.
Khoninto efunekayo ke lapho

Ubbe wami ngiyasola udayisa ngiyasola udayisa ngezinyoni 🐦🐦ngoba ku4n omunye umjita wabuza ukuthi isesekhonan leyonyoni🤔

Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?

Indoda yangampela masizochama
uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank