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Kusho mina ngihlulwa i-homework yengane.
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Impela ezulwini ziyabuya kukhona uVelaphii no Sdumo noBhongo
noJesu uhleka kakhulu aze akhohlwe izono zethu..😂
U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.
I Wonder How It Feels To Be
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Winnie Madikizela Mandela😟
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Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet 😅
GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer
Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.
Bampintshane ebackseat yeskwele sdudla sjive fake buso bakho ekwapheni laso
Dear con**m producers, 🥒 sicela iflavor yechilli 🌶️ ngoba abasakhali omandisa nombali
👵🏽: “Makoti!”
👩🏽🦰: “Mah.”
👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”
👩🏽🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”
👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”
Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )
Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > Vaal University of Technology 2
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I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!
Awusho usakhona lomuntu owawuthi kuye:Love never dies, dies by mistake… Mistake by people. People who are jealous… Jealous of us. Ngoba nina.
Never compare ibeef yase Woolworths neyase Roots,
because izinkomo zase Woolworths zihamba icounseling before bazibulale.
Hello hrllow Snothova. Kwazisholo umagugwana efuna ukuthi it not over
Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?
I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake