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Umfaz ongathembekile , uthi ngelinye ilanga esemakhaya kufona I boyfriend yakhe manje unenhlon ukumtshela ukuthi esemakhaya :

Boyfriend: bae ukuphi ?
Girlfriend: ngise KFC
Boyfriend: manje why kukhala inkukhu
Girlfriend: ba deliver i stock
(Kkkkk cha ngeke sisi amanga angaka )

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Dear mazumba,

Asali ukuthi nishuthe nezintombi zethu,
indaba niyona nge-caption uma senithi MyTwin.

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Nike nakunaka ukuthi le ngoma ethi Lorch, imnandi kakhulu i-Pirates uma idliwe?

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“I’m taken ” ya eng bal khapa ka 5:30am okare oya trip ya skolo

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Majita umfazi uyasizwa during women on top🍊🍆musa ukulala sengath uwelwe ikhabethe nyakaza nawe mjita eyyy

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Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami

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Mthokozis Ne>
Someone wrote
Rip robbie malinga i was busy December

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Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno
ao tlhakatlhakana nkare Sunday kos

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Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂

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As I’m walking home, I notice a lady breaking windows in a certain house here in Klarinet. Out of curiosity I start walking slowly to see what’s happening, the lady is shouting and throwing stones.

A door opens and a guy comes out trying to calm her down, I heard her say “Ya uhlalele loku la nalezfebe” the lady is causing a scene, the guy is trying to calm her down. Lapho mina sengmile ngbukele I wanna see ukuth iyophelelaphi. The guy is trying his level best to calm the situation and avoid more people starring at them.

The lady ran into the house, the guy remained outside holding his head. I tried getting in the yard to see what’s happening the guy shouted “Yeey ungasondeli nxxx izindaba ezingakfuni” lmao I walked back ngiswabile 😂😂

The lady came out with a knife and blood on her hands, the guy screamed “Haii Sbongile wenzeni” as he entered the house. Apparently the guy had a woman inside there, he wasn’t expecting his girlfriend to come vandag. Looking at how serious things could be, I decided to go in, sengamane sbambane mina nalomjita ngoba it’s serious now.

When I got in, Sbongile is fuming, swearing. She’s angry, she’s furious yooo. When I got inside the house, she stabbed the lady who was with her man, but nothing hectic just usikeke esandleni, I think she was trying to take the knife away from Sbongile and got cut.

I decided to go out, Sbongile took her bag and decided to leave, I called her to wait for me. I told her to calm herself down aye endlini and not take any rash decision. She told me she lives at Kriel and right now ama transport awasekho. Makashayisa espanini she wanted to surprise her boyfriend since it’s cold, she thought he’d appreciate that, little did she know that umjita une standby.

I felt sorry for her, decided to go with her edladleni lami uzolala in the spare room since seku late nama transport aphelile aya la abloma khona. On our way to my home we have a conversation, I let her speak her heart yaboo, ukuth abe grand ma@n ehlise istress.

When we got to my home, I told her to relax and not think too much. I ran her a hot bath yabo just to freshen up and calm her nerves. I went to the shop to buy vaslap for her. I came back, told her ukuth angangena daar ageze while I make her a cup of coffee. I gave her my girlfriend’s gown ukuth agcoke yona since she had nothing on her, her clothes are at her boyfriend’s place.

While she’s bathing and I’m making coffee, I heard a knock on the door. Went to open

“SURPRISE!!!!… SAY HI TO DADDY”

It’s my girlfriend nencosi 😭😭😭

Sbongile comes out of the bathroom wearing my girlfriend’s gown

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Whites: ATM
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Hair clipper
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Washing machine
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Pencil sharpener
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: A beautiful car
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Jacob Zuma
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites:Pussy
Zulu’s :Mshini
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Kante yini vele !

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U-over 40yrs kodwa udlala amakhaza, awunawo uJazi.
Kusobala wena awukaze walobola. Awunawo ujazi pho, kubanda kanje?

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SBU:gogo ngiphasile
Gogo:manje ngenzen
😂😂😂😂😂

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