Uvike impama👋 ka mah wakho avele awe 🤷‍♂️ Avuke😭 afonele ubabawakho, omalume bakho, nomkhonto Wesizwe 🗣️Athi”nangu Engibulala”

Kolo December ✋ Galfriend: “Bbe ukuphi ?” Boyfriend: “endlini why?”🤔 Galfriend: “ngithole u Moreki, geza uzenze i Gay sizophuzumuntu”🤷‍♂️

“Manje i-coolerbox ne-camp chair kuyaphi kona?” Bebuza mina endlini bengithume esinkwa kulo Disemba.

Uthenge i phone📱 yegama le Fridge “Hisense” but mayi freezer uyamangala

If uke waphinda wangifebela ngizothatha iskele ngisuse amasende nezinza ngiwalahle phezu kwendlu ngenze umqwayiba.

Uyayi bona lento yokuthi angikwaz ukuphila ngaphandle kwakho ifuna ngathi ungaTshela isaka leMpuphu 😜🔰

Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.” 👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.” Mina: “How old are you, boy?” 👶🏽: “Blue.”

Ngithe umcimbi ungo13h00 la kuzophuma khona izithebe. Ngizosi thathaphi esakho njengoba ufika ngo 17h00.