USibanda usebenza eMoshi (mortuary) ukugeza izidumbu, one day efika endlini evela emsebenzini: ‘uyazi nkosikazi namuhla emsebenzini kwenzeke isimanga, ngigeze esinye isidumbu esilepipi egobileyo elensumpa ezimbili’. UMaNcube aphathe imikhono ekhanda asiqhinqe: ‘Mayebabo Nkosi yami uGwebu kasekho’
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Valentine’s Day eyama-2000.
Nina ma-70s, 80s & 90s kune-meeting yama-RDP ngezi-14.
Yazi empilweni ubukwazi ukuthi ngeliny’ilanga umntu okuzwisa ubuhlungu uyoze azwe ubuhlung obudlula obakho
Whites: I Didn’t Get My Change
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Blacks: So Borotho Ke R100?😕
Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎
Shimo Kaskhova Simatshwele Mabili Jabulan No Thulan
Men cheat – Women forgive😭
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Women cheat -Mpama👋, mpama👋, mpama👋, superman punch 👊, ese dizzy njalo Super kick ba ngathi😑 yaphakama athi RKO😭
Gqiba uhambe uyotshaya cigarette yakho🚬😂
Izilenda uma zihamba ziyi-group kuba sengathi iphakethe lama-vienna.
What if kzn umele u KwaZulu natal or SA umele usouth Africa vele guyz
Nekutsi u slender
Sema catalogue
Siva ngawe tsine
Sitibonela spikiri😂
Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo 😁😁
mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle
As Long As You Don’t Make Peace With Your Man’s Financial Position🍑🍆
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Usazonya Umpipi, You’ll Date The Whole Country For Money😏
Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.
Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokubuza ukuth kubuhlungu yini ukuba mubi
Lifake Wena Babe ”
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Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona
Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?