Intombi yakwagumede ifuna ngathi uma iikuvakashele ungayibekela isitambu ngoba eish zyadla lezinto azisuthi 😂😂😂😂 bophakathwayo yeyeye bombuni khondlo qwabe
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KeaNongoma i tax🚐
isabizwa nge
khumbi
Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.
Ugibele nomakhelwane etaxin umuzwe eseth”ndlulisa imali macela impuphu”
Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkhaftin ze Ice cream.
Hayi stick together once.
If She Doesn’t Introduce You To Her Parents,
Chamela Phakath Bazozfikela Bona Bezokbona
Ake nisho, labo sisi bama-traffic cop le zinqa ezinkulu ezabo or ezasemsebenzini?
There way engjahe ngakhon ngizoqala ngigcobe bese ngigeze
Ngi ayine ngukothi ngiwasha
White:who stole my pen??
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Black: awuveze ukuth u ‘D’ bani
When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi
NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.
UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.
GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”
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BABA: 👨🏽🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”
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BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”
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MAMA: 🙆🏼♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”
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MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”
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SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”
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MALUME: 👨🏾🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔
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ANTI:🙆🏽♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”
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MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡
Kahle Kahle i Kaizer Chiefs Izogcina Isishaya Nathi Balandeli Bayo
kade ngangibona emhlatsheni madoda,
kwasho ispoki sibona esinye sibanjwe wucingo
iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje
Uswenke kufike abangani bakho bathi: “Weeeh! Awukagqoki? Siyakushiya-ke!”
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.woooh✋ ngsacel ubuyel emuva ufunde kahle😁😁