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Kulo nyaka akukho muntu oyothwasa, akhona ama ARVs ema-clinic.

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Umuntu akuphule inhliziyo uze ukhumbule leya sign esesangweni lakubo ethi bhasobha inja ubuye umnqondo ukuth kwakushiwo yena

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Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkhaftin ze Ice cream.
Hayi stick together once.

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Yaz umuntu ahambe ne Pitbull
Makaceda akubheke kabi ngathi kuluma yena

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You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡

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Izaga 1vs14
Nhlonipha abangan bomuntu wakho ngoba
ibona abaziyo ukuth yathandwa or Chabo

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Manje after overtaking me on the road nisuke seningbukani👀👀

Niyaqala yin ukbon’ iMercedes ethengwe Cash

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Dem:beb hii yako ni kubwa
Boy:usiangalie wembamba wa reli garimoshi hupita

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December ngiyo jaiva
neVaslap emanzi,
waphapha ngikusula imake up usale ufana noyihlo unye nyiiiii😂😂😂😂😂

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Her : O Tsena Whatsapp?
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Me : Aowa Kea Wela

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Iwoman on top eyani vele, cos awukaze wabona umgodi ugumba ipiki. Umuzwe omunye ethi baby it’s my turn now. Wake walibona ikhekhe lisika ummese.

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Sebeqalileke bathi amaresult wabafundi
bakwa Nongoma alandwa eNduneni

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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?

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Yazi umuntu uhlezi esixoxela ngengane yakhe engathi uzele yedwa. Ingane yami this.Ingane yami tht.Lento enamakhala engathi ifutha ibhelunde.

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👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔

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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

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