I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.
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I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.
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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
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Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
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(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
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Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
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Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
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Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
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Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
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Uthi umnika uSwidi umuntu onuka umlomo,
avele awfake ephaketheni athi ngzowudla ekhaya
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Zulu girls be like:
“i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima”
Hebanaa
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WHITE:HE HAS LOST WEIGHT
BLACK:USEMNGAKA
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Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐
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Kant njalo noksika iphiko kwimogo kungeyona eyakho iyawudla upetrol leyonto
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Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.
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U-Dr Malinga uthi senza njani kulo nyaka? 🤔
Ukhona osezwile?
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Uduke eMall uze uqonde kwi security uthi” qagela kuphunywaphi” 🙆🙊
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Ngilahlekelwe iqhude elibuthuvi benja ne skhukhukazi esilubende engathi carpet, kamakhelwane bebengkhomba ngo galo, bengnayina
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Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your mother inlaw and send her your nudes and be like “Bona ngwana wao oja fresh njan
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Wena Ga Banyana Ba dlala
Ka Wena O Kare Ba dlala
Skomborithi Wena wire
lepoti Boy…
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Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄
Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?
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Ngamfundisa uKiss💏 Uphi manje💔😭……Sekaqabula💋 abanye ngespiliyoni sami😭😭
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Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?
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