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Phela kuvalelisa kubaluleki even in da taxi
U tsi nihambe kahle bomsunu udle phansi
Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese
Black people “Sifun’ izindlu ay-ay,ay. Sifuni ugwaqo ay-ay,ay.
Ningadakela thina, ngingasho kanjani ukuthi nifuna izindlu maqede nithi ” ay-ay,ay
Teacher :Ubizwa ngani umunt oposter njalo ku facebook
Mdelwa: Umphostoli!!
Ngomcelo nje ka R1000 nembuzi 🐐 ehlanyayo ehamba idla umbila 🌽 wabantu☝️usuthi This WAS YOUR YEAR✋Fuseg Nozibusiso
Senghlezi ngicuphe I alarm ngfuna livuse umuzi kababa
Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname, ambize “Mjeswana”
Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!
Twitter ifuna wazi i-English.
Instagram ifuna ube nezimpahla ezinhle ne-status.
So, kungcono sizihlalele lapha kuFacebook si-type abo Amen, nabo well said, silokhu sithi volume please.
Ngicela umuntu ozongiboleka ufafandrethi (R500), if ngingawubuyisanga end of July then you can block me.
It’s fine, I’ll understand.
If awukaze uzwe unginithanda noyi 2 awuwazi mjolo sayingane.
Ama phone akwa Nongoma anama gas light, for ukulayitha imbawula namakhandlela kaSJAVA
Ubani onale movie yendoda egqoke i-jacket emnyama ephethe isbhamu?
A tsube snuff Lineo ukwe ha thimola asare thia… Codoba byrus😂😂😂
We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”