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As a country, siyamdinga umuntu onesbindi ozotshela uTira ukuthi seku-right manje. Sesibongile! 😐

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Ngifonelwa ithisha uthi ingane Tami imudelelile manje uyayixosha ngibuze yenzeni, athi:
Thisha: Sihle ulaleleni eklasini Lami
Sihle: Ngilale wena menu
Thisha : iyadleka wena ngane uthi ulalele mina
Sihle: Angithi uyafundisa menu kanti kumele ngenze njani, ngingakulaleli?
YEHENI ISIZULU

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Bethuel: Otla nyela mfana,
Jack : Wanyela ,ore nna ketla nyela, watseba masepa ka sekwapa wena he ore ke tla nyela
Bethuel: ya, ke mamphu

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Umuntu omfishane akumufaneli nj ukuba yiRasta.kuvele kubengathi isihlahla sensango nj

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Intombazane iwela umgwaqo ngakwenye i-campus yase-UKZN.

Taxi Driver: “Awusuke endleleni weFees Must Fall!”

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Yaz uth uyayhambela nje uzwe umthakathi ongumakhelwane esethi “Hau yaz kade ngingaz ukuth usebuyil, kodwa isazobonana

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Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ulahle R900
‘ Yena athi ithousand phela lelo

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Imagine uposter ubae wakho then
abo
Sfucken base Facebook ba
commente
“nyobed”

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Yeyi maan,beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane,
kusho uDlamini bemlamulela kade ekinywa umakhwapheni esekweqe namehlo.

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Noma ngawin’ jackpot mali ngeke ngike ukudla umfudumezo phecelezi leftovers🥘🍲, udlala igwinya noku sebenzisa 🗞📰 toilets🚽🤞🏽

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When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom💣💣💣

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎

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Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎

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Ngyavuma anginayo imali😒kodwa angiyithandanga indlela iATM iphushe ngakhona iCard lami😕💔

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Majita, uma nibheka solala nje? 😕 🤔

Sekuvele kwafika uDladla Mshunqisi kwi-conference, anize neplani ajike lo mama. 😐

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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I show off kaNyaa ekhuluma labanye otsheri:

Nyaa: liyazi namuhla ngicaphukile so”
Xolie: “Yindaba Nyastoe?”

Selibona Nya: “Liyazi okuligundwane kuphose kwangi stressa so. Khonapha ngihleli ku TV room yam nanku kuseqa phezu kwe Pizza yami kuqonda streit ku 72 inch Plasma Tv ngakusukumela nanko ku PVR decorder kweqa phezu kwe 10 piece SONY sound system, lakho lakho nanko phezu kwe remote ye Aircon, lakho lakho ngahle ngadobha umbhobho kamawobho wangkhaya, yimi lwana ngikuxotsha nginyathela phezu kwe Ipad yomnawami oku Grade 1 nhlanhla nje i Ipad eyami, ekamasalu, ekacc, ekamdala beziku charger. ngadubula kabili ngakhutha ngadubula i remote ka garden boy eye Prado, lakho lakho ekhitshini kukhwela phezu kwe 3 door Samsung fridge akuhlalanga ngathi ngkuthathe kweqela phezu kwe 6-plate stove ngasala ngitshaya ikhekhe letiye ka4. Besengilolaka ngathat ha ingqamu eyathunyezwa ngumamncane efakwa ibattery ngahle ngayilayitha take take lakho nanko ngeniyani ebedroom yami mina valiyani isivalo ngezwa litshukuza ngemva kwe 50 Inch plasma TV yami nganyenya kanti angizwanga kuhle kutshukuza ngemva kwe built-in fridge yami ehlala i Pure Juice nanko kweqa kwadlula kugijima phezu kwe Laptop yami iSumsung ele Windows 8 e releaswe last week. Labaleka laqonda egarage laba lomnyama lathola kupake izimota 8 ngahle ngathatha ama remote azo ngakhalisa lethuka laphuma coz umsindo owenziwa ngeyami imota i Aston Martin awutshiphanga, khona ngabe lithole iJaguar kamasalu nga lihle lafa. Ngize ngayalibulalela ku swimming pool”

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