Uma ufuna indoda enemali, cacisa phela ukuthi enamalini.
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qiniso yini ukuthi u president ubanjwe I covid. Ngizwa la bathi kushiwo ezindabeni. Sewajova njeee, angalinge yini yena?? π π€£
La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! ππ’
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee
Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehloπ sokutheni?
Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi
Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?
Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo
Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe
Uma ungyithandi ipp yami isho uzobona ikati elimnyama πππ
Buhle ububi kanti futhi bubi Ubuhle.
othethe umfazi omuhle uyajabula ngoba engazi ukuthi ufana lomuntu ohlanyele ama Grapes endleleni yezihambi uma esevuthiwe adliwa lobu ngubani.
Lonyaka owokusefa abangani abangalungile empilweni yami.
Sizowanyathela lamadimoni.
Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: βHawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.β
Ufuna umshado kdwa unendoda ey1πsuke wabon ban ewina ilotto ngenmbr eyodwa ,abafebe abantuπ€π
Kwathiwa esklleni asikhulume isngisi, uSakhile sukulonke belokhu ethi “wow”
When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe
Thola iZulu/iNja dictionary uyogcina ukundlula kumakhaya anezinja
Wazonda umuntu ngenzeni kuwe bo okusalayo angilandaba nawe silima angiphileli wena apha emhlabeni
Angikho happy nge look yabantu bakwa Mkhize nabadlamini face yenu
Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, π©π½βπ¦° ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.