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UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”
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aҡʊɦʟɛҡɨsɛ ʏɛʐաa ʊʍʟʊռɢʊ😂😅 ʊʐɛ ʊtɦɨ aɨɨ աɛռa ʍʟʊռɢʊ “ʏօʊ ʊʀ sʍɨʟɨռɢ ʍɛ”🤣🤣
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Awucabange nje kuzokhuluma uRamaphosa avele athi Lahla isifonyo usishise ma uthanda” . iCovid iphelile”
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Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.
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👩🏽🦰: “Babe, ubaba ushonile.” 💔 😭
🧔🏽: “Sorry babe, but kungcono manje usuzophuma kalula.”
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Wena ofunde lehlaya ngathy unkulunkulu angakupha amandla usukume uyogeza,
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Kanti lento kaZuma isize yafika la Endlini? 🤔Sebevele bashis’i papa🤷♀️
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Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi
“Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”
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Thina majita masithi syanithanda sisuke sinqamulela siqonde ukuthy siyani thanda*zela) yingakho ekugcineni sidlala ngani
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Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:
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1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.
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2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 🤨
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3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.
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4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.
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5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.
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6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.
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7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.
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8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.
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9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.
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10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.
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11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.
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Sengizibuke zonke iziqephu zalo popayi okuthiwa uBen 10, akukho nesisodwa isiqephu la ejola khona nomama abadala!
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To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.
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UmuNtuh akUtsheller KUThiir ulambiller ekbenii slambeeh sobaBilii
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Zanele: “Ukuphi babe? Sengise-town.”
Mkhusta: “Hamba uye ka-Build It, kukhona i-truck lezitina nosimende, ufike ugibele lona, liza ekhaya.”
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I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke
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