After world cup….
Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba
After world cup….
Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba
Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣
Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”
Umfana onjani othi mumvusa for
i-Morning glory athi uyazela yena!!
Indlela omumbi ngayo even god denied that this is my child😂
Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye😂😂😂😂’
Night🛌😴
Zim girls will never tell you that you’re handsome you hear _
* Yo”Face yoh uthanda mantombazane .”*
Izingane zakho Smakade, zihlulekile ukuba ne-summer body. Sezifaka ikhethenisi elimnyama phezu kwe-bikini.
Indoda iyahonqa mayilele kuzwakale ukuthi ukhona ubaba wekhaya kungasale sekuthuleka nje
Unamansense abhalwe ukuthi ichophe aligqemi lah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Inqwaba yabantu ayive ithanda ukuba iVAT.
Into ehlezi izifaka ezindabeni zabantu.
Kwaze kwanzima munt sewaphenduka ikhambi uvukahlale
Ningcono nina baniphushile nje kuphela, mina ngibuye sengigqoke uphaca owodwa kwi-Black Friday.
Izaga 1vs14
Nhlonipha abangan bomuntu wakho ngoba
ibona abaziyo ukuth yathandwa or Chabo
Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?
Umuntu athi: “Things we kiss when we’re drunk.” 😏
Uma uthi uyambheka, kukhuluma yona i-thing. Ngivele ngingabe ngisazi-ke.