Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”
Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”
Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔
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Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”
Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”
Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔
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Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.
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Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa
stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???
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To Qualify to study at DUT udinga amaPoints angaphezulu kancane nje kwawePirates bese aweKaizer awokungena eMedical School 😁😁😜
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“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” 😊
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.
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Vele mina ngizithandela iJuba kanye no mqombothi ukuthi ubungadayisi ngo December
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uzitshele ukuthi sezingiphelele izitayela during
umdavazo uvele ungizwe ngithi “bby lala engathi uyagodola”
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Nyweee Nywee, mina ngiyalishaya ibhodwe.
Kodwa ushubisa ucurry wechicken nge thini likaFish.
Khohlisa abangazi.
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Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”
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Bbe:ubusuzwile yin ukuth this year akuncengwana
Him:yeah vele bese ngithole enye intombi kwanawe angisakuncengile ntombazane
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Waze wangthuka usisi eTaxin ngidlalisa ingane ngithi “uphi ubaba?”😭
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Lamadoda ahlala egqoke amabhantshi noma libalele asuke efihlani, uboke ubuze eyangakini nawe,ubhasobhe kodwa hlambe aphatha oqhwasha nje
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U Jub Jub kshoth akaholi kuyajola Nine nine neh.
Ngisho ngoba naku phela sekathi Ndikhokhele bawo🙄🤷♀️
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Muntu avelr angene e taxin
avule ama Flyers😞
Vele nuke umsuzo
wodwa
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Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏
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UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”
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