Whites: No sweety don’t eat that
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Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka
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Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “
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Title: Idonki eyahlula ukufa
Kwa kulenye inkosi eya iledonki eyayilithanda kakhulu ngoba lalilallela kakhulu . Leli donki lalithunywa asigayweni lodwa . Lalibhalelwa incwajana kufakwe lemali pakathi kwesaka lomumbu balifake emhlane beselihamba .kwathi ngelinye ilanga lawela egodini elitshonayo kakhulu.Inkosi yaqeda amaviki ambili ifuna leli donki .Kwathi sokuphele isikhathi balithola kodwa laselizvile yindlala.Yazama ngayoyonke indlela inkosi ukulikupha kodwa kwehlula . Yathi inkosi ezinduneni zayo lidgibeleni ngoba sesehlulekile ukulisiza ukuma . Baqala ukulidgibela . Idonki lalithi nxa bethela inhlabathi lizithintithe linyathenyathele inhlabathi leyana . Lokhu kwenzeka okwesikhathi eside igodi laze lagcwala idonki lingadgibelekanga laphuma
Sihlobo sami kuyafana lempilo . Kungenzeka usuhlangane nezilingo ezinkulu kangakanani ngithi qinisela uzaphuma kulelo godi. Kungaba yimali, yindoda, ngufazi okuhluphayo, kungaba ngumsebenzi, ingabe yikugula subhekane lokufa, qinisela unkulunkulu usakuthanda. Thintitha izilingo uzinyathenyathele ngusathani ufuna ukukuwisela ekufeni
✍🏿………………………🙏🏿
Nxa ukuzwisisa thumela omunye leli izwi uNkulunkulu asisize
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Me: bbe ukeph
Her: Durban years bbe
Me: what🤨
Her: la kudayisa khona ama pizza
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Amantombazana amaning awasakhali mangabe ehlukene nabantu babo….. Sebevele ba“behave ” njenga nontu osebenza ethilini…
Omnye please
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That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!
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Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.
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Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina
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A girl asked gogo why don’t you
share your spoon with us.
Gogo: angisho nimunya maPipi
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Lona owayethi alifakwa libuya nodaka, wayefake kuyiphi imbobo kanti yena??
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IJapan izoze idliwe kabuhlungu kanje yona ibimbekeleni uJet lee ebhentshini?
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Awubazi ubuhlungu mawungakaze udibane nale inkinga.
Yazi uthunywe estolo umawakho athi hamba ucula khona ungazukhohlwa nawe uhambe ucula uthi sowuzofika uvele udibane noGogo akubingelele uthi uyafika estolo selukhohliwe.tjooooo
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Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ulahle R900
‘ Yena athi ithousand phela lelo
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When you accidentally post your naked photos on Facebook uthi uya charger iphone iphelelwe yi battery uthi uya charger , I charger inqamuke uthi uyaboleka icharger ku makhelwane kuhambe ugesi
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“Tshomi ndicela lateki ndandikuboleke yona”
“Ha.a chommy umama akafuni ndibolekise ngayo manje ucifa yeyam”
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Ayikho into ebuhlungu njengokuhlaka esithulini esinamakhungela
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