PHÖNË RÏNGS. Sindi : hello! Nyaa : phuma! Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle? Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina Continue Reading..

Zanele: “Ukuphi babe? Sengise-town.” Mkhusta: “Hamba uye ka-Build It, kukhona i-truck lezitina nosimende, ufike ugibele lona, liza ekhaya.”

Ungenzenjani kuthiwa ngibhala i Adam uthi ubuka ewindini ubone uprincepal exosha ichips elifakwa emlomeni

Mhlaka 31 December, 11:59, 5, 4, 3, ……. Uvele uphiswe ukbhosha into eLA ⌚ 🚑🚔🚦 😂😂😂😂

As a country, siyamdinga umuntu onesbindi ozotshela uTira ukuthi seku-right manje. Sesibongile! 😐

At work Whites: Has the boss arrived yet? Blacks: Usefikile ubaba wakho?

Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂

Kodwa ke iSlender naso mase sibhince iTowel kuvele Kube ngathi iShwarma.😣🚶