I’m not against makeup but a gold nose



There are some ladies who won’t cheat or worry you
about money but their stubbornness😡😠
will frustrate your life..!

What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?

If your boyfriend doesn’t reply your text, he’s either sleeping or reading Bible📖.
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We Men Don’t Cheat..!


Me wearing earrings, mask, glasses and earphones…
My ears: Do you want me to hold your bag too?

Am i the only one who write grocery list and
save pictures on person’s contacts who blocked me on WhatsApp


You’re no longer broke,
you’re financially humiliated..!


If you take her phone and she doesn’t react,
marry her next weekend my brother.
They are only 3 in Africa🌍..!

“You can come if you want” is the MOST disrespectful invitation ever..!


Put on my wig, false nails, false
eyelashes, bit of Botox and
Silicone here and there,
I’m looking for a Real man.


We all have that boring song but don’t want to delete it
coz we think it might be useful in future.

Once you understand why the pizza is made round,
packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle……
Then you will undrstand women.


Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place.
Some ladies deserve to be alone..!

When she starts drawing words on your chest
be ready for questions you can’t answer