*Definition of LOVE*
*L β Loss of money*
*O β Out of mind*
*V β Vast of time*
*E β End of life*
I come in peace πππ
*Definition of LOVE*
*L β Loss of money*
*O β Out of mind*
*V β Vast of time*
*E β End of life*
I come in peace πππ
Prostitutes doesnβt mean to stand at road.
Many girls are doing for diplomatic
I come in peace
If salt can sell more than alcohol with any advert,
you can find a good husband
without being naked on social media ππ
To those that see our post and pass by due to their brain no Work regularly
*A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better
than a man who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty headππππ*
Should i go deeper
obviously I come In peace
A white man will kiss his wife to stop her from talking,
but try it with African woman
she will still talk inside your mouth ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£
*Iβm still keeping my Ex pictures.
I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival πππ
Some ladies will stop in the middle of a hot romance just to ask,
βdo you truly love meβ?
How can he hate you at that point?π€¦π»
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Military General
*Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.*
*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*
Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriendβs place. How did i know?
because itβs written on syrup bottles:βshake well before useβ
Wife:our daughter just lost her
First tooth
Husband:I know she wonβt touch my
PlayStation again
Wife:what
Husband:what
Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *πππimagine *
Wife_* : *Beer wonβt take you anywhere dear*
*_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*
Ladies Iβve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*
*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*