Sitting next to you doing nothing means absolutely everything to me.

I Just Killed A Black Cat So What Else Can I Do To Make A Peanut Butter 😌

Now you have it, Beer and Petrol are same price. You have two choices, drink and walk or don’t drink Continue Reading..

MUMMY! MUMMY!!! little Nyaaa rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, “Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange Continue Reading..

They say milk gives you strenght so i drank 5 glasses And still could’nt move a wall, i tried 3 Continue Reading..

Remember growing up saying “I want to be a pilot”. 20 years later the only thing you do related to Continue Reading..

A serial killer broke into a house and confronted a couple. The serial killer asks “what are your names? i Continue Reading..

you can’t be ugly and play hard to get_ just give it to us