Attention ladies, “You can have a kid and still be clean”. 😂 😂 😂
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. 💖

Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe

Baby cries at 2am
WHITES: shh shh shh don’t cry sweet heart
BLACKS:khona lento ayibonayo lomntana kulendlu

Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’

After the funeral
White :Eishh it so sad 😔 😔
Black:Wena uyifumene njani inyama yenkukhu?

When The Relationship is in ICU 😂😂👇

Her : Baby , Ndiyeza Apho Ndiyagodola 😥
Him : No , Ungezi Coz Nalapha Kuyabanda Vele