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Ubone umntu ethiya umntang ngo hard life or long life ……
ungayaz bah kwezek ntoni
Teacher:iphi i-home work yakho:Kid ndiyilahle ngexesha ndilwa nalamntana othe “you are not the best teacher in class”
Zimbabwe’s akuyena ugogo oyindoda umkhulu
Akhange Ndithethe Lonto Mna ButywaLa ,
Bendingasoze Ndithethe Lonto Ndi Sober
When you think he’s finished umuzwe esithi
“thwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rent” 😅😅😂
Ungekavunywa Ngumntu Kanti Usaxabene Nomntu
Wakhe Nje For A Minute , Awazinto
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
“iphi itshintshi Baby?”
Kodwa Uthi Une Boyfriend
Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?
Lool ndikhumbule abantwana bam one gal two bous
*intombazane eyilitshapha uyibona ngokunga tshintshi indoda*
Teacher: sipho ubani u 24 -12 ??
Sipho: ey angazi yaz🙄🤔..
Teacher: okay ..mawuphuza obeer abaw 12 kulaba abawu 24 akade bekhona kusala abangaki ?
Sipho: Weeh angaz ngampela ke ngalapho ngisuke sengidakwe ngifa 😀😀😀
Umntu one kiss madolo aboleke imali kuwe athi uzoyibuyisa xa eme kakuhle, uyoze ame kakuhle nin
Ngenye imini dathi ndngena endlini ekhaya ndadibana nam ndiphuma…LO
