Attention ladies, โ€œYou can have a kid and still be cleanโ€. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. ๐Ÿ’–



Imagine ufumane ichery via Facebook uxelele itshomi yakhoโ€ฆ

After one month nijola:

Your brother: Ngowaphi ugirl
Wena: Emtata bhuti
your friend: hayi mnganam sumlibala uโ€UTHI NGOWASE MTATA โ€

Nazo ke izimanga ze social media..


Was 5 to die today oko ngazalwa ndihlambingane yomntano Dade wethu ngazboninyembezi zehla

Nkaโ€™s Tomme Match ka 1-0โšฝ
Wa ngwana yena sorry! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜


Ubone umntu ethiya umntang ngo hard life or long life โ€ฆโ€ฆ
ungayaz bah kwezek ntoni


After having s##
๐Ÿง‘:Mnandii s#x BBY
๐Ÿ‘ง: Andikโ€™khonellii ndiifunenye iround
๐Ÿง‘:Yhuu baby awukhonelli kodwa siyenze irounds ezii5.
๐Ÿ‘ง:Jonga ndiizeke or nzanxellella itshomiie zam that nah uyafonyoza

Akhange Ndithethe Lonto Mna ButywaLa ,
Bendingasoze Ndithethe Lonto Ndi Sober


You visit for your bf then abuze if ayikho icoke which drink would you preferred
Then you reply ryt kwalo prefer as long ibanda


When you think heโ€™s finished umuzwe esithi
โ€œthwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rentโ€ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

Teacher:Ubizwa ngani umuntu ongenazandla?
Learner:Vest


โ€œMasiphumeni phandle siyiphumze ngkโ€ Kutsho mna Ndithenge indlu ๐Ÿ˜‚