NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
Haw seldlile igusheshe kshiwo kwindoda yakho iqgoke jamsute ye bmw
After the funeral
White :Eishh it so sad 😔 😔
Black:Wena uyifumene njani inyama yenkukhu?
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
I once had a Xhosa friend we used to chat day and night, she said she is studying law. Then one time she disappeared for 2 weeks, so I thought she was busy with her studies but I wasn’t sure. She logged in again then I said to her “hey friend where have u been I miss your company” she replied by saying “hayi tshi mna andina company wethu I’m studying” 🤣🤣🤣
ubokhe ubokhe uhlale phantsi
nomntu wakho noba anizu
kwenza nto ukhe umbuze nje
bbe xaucinga wena kowenu
ndingasa inkomo ezingaphi😁😁
then uphume phandle uyohleka😂🤣🤣🤣😂
“umntu udlala ngento anayo mtshana”🤨
Kutsho uMalume ndimbhaqe eskoma😀
Umeleni silwa nalabafama, Waze wamasilwa.
Waze wama simba umgodi,Waze wamasimba😂😂
Xhosa Chicks Be Like
“Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis
Day”
……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala
Ngenye imini dathi ndngena endlini ekhaya ndadibana nam ndiphuma…LO
Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’
You visit for your bf then abuze if ayikho icoke which drink would you preferred
Then you reply ryt kwalo prefer as long ibanda
– if You See Me in Real Life And i Don’t Crack Jokes , Just Know That i Do it On Purpose Coz Andinophambana Ndawo Wonke
Uthi usatya isonka semihla ngemihla ezulwini agqithe uSatana nepizza
17 years old girl when she bump into her parents with her boyfriend
Girl: mom ,dad this is my boyfriend
Parents whites :hi nice to meet you
Blacks : Zodwa ubani lo ungihlolelani Wena sowfuna ukumitha nx
Umithi and Uhleli nabazali bakho,,,
boom kudlale intengiso yecondom kunomathotholo lool
