Baka Nexdoor Yaka Baletxa Kulungile Baba i Think A Bana Seshebo

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I once had a Xhosa friend we used to chat day and night, she said she is studying law. Then one time she disappeared for 2 weeks, so I thought she was busy with her studies but I wasn’t sure. She logged in again then I said to her “hey friend where have u been I miss your company” she replied by saying “hayi tshi mna andina company wethu I’m studying” 🤣🤣🤣

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uJesu fika ekuseni 🗣️ kutsha mna ndivulelwa ngumama ngo 3am

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I wonder Le Mali Efunwa Ama Xhosa Ku Nkulunkulu Eyani😦

“Ndikhokhele Bawo”✋😩

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Her: bbe Am Pregnent’
Him: Usushintshe Igama?
Her: Aybo Am Pregnent Serious!
Him: Hah Nesbongo Fut

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When you think he’s finished umuzwe esithi
“thwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rent” 😅😅😂

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Kunesangoma esithe kunebhodlela eligqitshwe
ekhaya egceken ngithe akaliyeke sizoliphuza ngo December!!

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Abanye abantwana babizwa ngepay day Wena ubuzwa Uma kubanda mbawula ndiiiiiiin

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Uthengela umntanakho iskuta uthi aphushwe umntana kaban???

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Teacher: 2-2=??
Learner: Andayazi!
Teacher: Xa uphethe amagwinya ayi2 ndiwathathe oyi2 kusala ntoni ??
Learner: Amafutha..!!

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Usathi: “Nice pic, love.” 😍

Avele athi: “Thanks guys.”
Bak’hlanganise nathi sonke!

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Ubhaqe ama love bits endodeni yomxhosa ivele iphike ngisho nomqala wayo😂😂

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Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You

” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”

As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times

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Ungathini uthi ungena eB&B uhamba nomntu ombayo udibane nowakwakho ephuma apha nomnye umntu.

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