I’m sure ya’ll noticed how Taxi Drivers🚖 operate aker?
If along the way the driver suddenly decides he is not going to where you are going, he hikes another taxi for you that will take you to where you are going, right?
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Yeah, so ke before you decide ulahla umntu this year, mfunele umntu. Xa uvele umshiye, umshiyela bani?? Monyakele motho pele!
Akhange Ndithethe Lonto Mna ButywaLa ,
Bendingasoze Ndithethe Lonto Ndi Sober
Umntu one kiss madolo aboleke imali kuwe athi uzoyibuyisa xa eme kakuhle, uyoze ame kakuhle nin
Ma 80s yekani ujaiva kakhulu bona ngomntu Seka gobe ixesha elide kanti ubuyisela ibele liphume kwi bra.
Xhosa Chicks Be Like
“Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis
Day”
……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala
I-English sisixhosa emzantsi
Orange uyohlala iyiyo nangesiXhosa
Uthengela umntanakho iskuta uthi aphushwe umntana kaban???
NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
Attention ladies, “You can have a kid and still be clean”. 😂 😂 😂
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. 💖
3 seconds
👩 Bby sochamile
👨 Ewe bby kanti wena ubufuna ndikake
When you think he’s finished umuzwe esithi
“thwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rent” 😅😅😂
Lomjita uthenge I phone ye 8K .uphinda ufuna inkawza kum ndithe makayi download😏😏😏
Him : awumhle
🐸 : Tnx ndiyeza emalanga
Him :🙄🤘
Ungathini uthi ungena eB&B uhamba nomntu ombayo udibane nowakwakho ephuma apha nomnye umntu.
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
Baka Nexdoor Yaka Baletxa Kulungile Baba i Think A Bana Seshebo
