Your boyfriend shouts “Ayeye bafikile ayeye” every time he sees soldiers,
he is 25 years old, you love him and wanna have a baby with him.

I’m sure ya’ll noticed how Taxi Drivers operate aker?
If along the way the driver suddenly decides he is not going to where you are going, he hikes another taxi for you that will take you to where you are going, right?
•°•
Yeah, so ke before you decide ulahla umntu this year, mfunele umntu. Xa uvele umshiye, umshiyela bani?? Monyakele motho pele!

Whites: how was your date with her????

Blacks: Umdlile??
blacks always have dirty mind

Teacher: sipho ubani u 24 -12 ??
Sipho: ey angazi yaz..
Teacher: okay ..mawuphuza obeer abaw 12 kulaba abawu 24 akade bekhona kusala abangaki ?
Sipho: Weeh angaz ngampela ke ngalapho ngisuke sengidakwe ngifa