Uxhele inkukhu,, xa ivuthiwe ufumane amanqina nedlekedleke eligoso lentamo. Haa
Emveni kweminyaka emihlanu uLizo eswelekelwe nguTATA wakhe.uthe Xa engena ekhayenilakhe wava ilizwi landoda eRoomin kaNina
LIZO: heh Mama uvukile utata NGOKU(watsho etyhala ucango leRoom),tyhini bra wawgqiba ungandfun kangaka etywaleni Kanti nguwe lo utyu mama😂
I once had a Xhosa friend we used to chat day and night, she said she is studying law. Then one time she disappeared for 2 weeks, so I thought she was busy with her studies but I wasn’t sure. She logged in again then I said to her “hey friend where have u been I miss your company” she replied by saying “hayi tshi mna andina company wethu I’m studying” 🤣🤣🤣
Aii qalaza kodw ayi kakhulu loool aii wen qalaza nje ngoba usuke qalaza amadla
Ungathini uthi ungena eB&B uhamba nomntu ombayo udibane nowakwakho ephuma apha nomnye umntu.
When The Relationship is in ICU 😂😂👇
Her : Baby , Ndiyeza Apho Ndiyagodola 😥
Him : No , Ungezi Coz Nalapha Kuyabanda Vele
A xhosa guy carrying a bag of snakes was travelling with a Sotho guy,
they came across a river and the Sotho guy helped the xhosa guy cross one,
the Xhosa said”Enkosi ndiya bulela,
“the Sotho guy Said”O di bulele fela,o tlo nyela!!
Ma 80s yekani ujaiva kakhulu bona ngomntu Seka gobe ixesha elide kanti ubuyisela ibele liphume kwi bra.
I-English sisixhosa emzantsi
Orange uyohlala iyiyo nangesiXhosa
Faka etum: ndithi faka etum ,HAYI yingeni ,m xm sisidenge
Father: lebo upasile?
Lebo: yes dad
Father : zonke learning areas?
Lebo : yes dad ngaphandle kwe English
Father : ye marn usisiphuku phuku owphi umhlobo ndikuthengele Calculator unyaka usaqala uzothi awyipasanga
ndiphucwe ifoni ngamaphara ndtheth nje leMessage ngiybhal ngeCalculator
NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
Babe ncela into Ezolasta onyaka
Him :ohky love 😊
phi keh wabuya me calendar
After having s##
🧑:Mnandii s#x BBY
👧: Andik’khonellii ndiifunenye iround
🧑:Yhuu baby awukhonelli kodwa siyenze irounds ezii5.
👧:Jonga ndiizeke or nzanxellella itshomiie zam that nah uyafonyoza
Whites: how was your date with her????
Blacks: Umdlile??
😂😂😂blacks always have dirty mind
