Was 5 to die today oko ngazalwa ndihlambingane yomntano Dade wethu ngazboninyembezi zehla
Imagine ufumane ichery via Facebook uxelele itshomi yakho…
After one month nijola:
Your brother: Ngowaphi ugirl
Wena: Emtata bhuti
your friend: hayi mnganam sumlibala u”UTHI NGOWASE MTATA ”
Nazo ke izimanga ze social media..
Nka’s Tomme Match ka 1-0⚽
Wa ngwana yena sorry! 🖐🏼😏
Xhosa Chicks Be Like
“Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis
Day”
……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala
A xhosa guy carrying a bag of snakes was travelling with a Sotho guy,
they came across a river and the Sotho guy helped the xhosa guy cross one,
the Xhosa said”Enkosi ndiya bulela,
“the Sotho guy Said”O di bulele fela,o tlo nyela!!
Le team yenu ityiwa njalo,
ngathi sisonka esi brown. Lool
Yintoni wathenga izihlangu oko,
ingathi une bipola
Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha
interview for a security officer position
Interviewer : uyasazi isingesi?
Job seeker : OH, lamasela azabe esuka Engilane?
Lizo: uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : ha a!
Umithi and Uhleli nabazali bakho,,,
boom kudlale intengiso yecondom kunomathotholo lool
Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool
You visit for your bf then abuze if ayikho icoke which drink would you preferred
Then you reply ryt kwalo prefer as long ibanda
Itshomi yam icingba ibhadlile, Ithi litswele lodwa elililisayo,, ndamphosela ngebutternut ebusweni.. Lol
Osisi basithathela yonke into besithi yeyethu madoda,,
baqele ngokusinxibela ibrukhwe, ngoku ziicut.. Hay andisayazi ke ngoku
Uxhele inkukhu,, xa ivuthiwe ufumane amanqina nedlekedleke eligoso lentamo. Haa
