U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
If God Himself gave them eyebrows,
they shave it and draw their own.
God gave them nails,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
God gave them* *hair,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
He gave them breast,
they repackage it to the size and shape they want.
God gave the lips,
every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself
Classy girls don’t have any tattoos Because no one can intentionally scratch a Benz or a private jet
If you have tattoos, you are probably a rubbish lorry or kombi
I discover spending on a girl which is not ur wife is an investment without income
I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.
Difference between talent and God’s gift:
A Teacher can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A wife can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is God’s gift.
I wanted to suggest that when one of us in this App is sick, we can go n visit the person with 1 bag of Rice, 3 chickens, 1 ltr of cooking oil, Dollar 200 air time and cash of Dollar 500 If we all agree to my sugggestion we can start tomorrow, am not feeling well… I am feeling body pains all over.
What is love?
Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
* What is death ?*
Death is when you follow him
Dear Microwave Manufacturers Isn’t Any Other Way That You Can Put A Silent Button on A Microwave Phela Our Parents Are Shouting On Us When We Braai Meat While We Comes Back From The Night Out.
*Quote of the day:*
*Having an ugly friend is not a problem ..
The problem is when people start asking,
“Are you twins ?
A couple both aged 37 went 2 a sex therapist’s office. The DR asked, what cn I do 4 u? The man said “will u watch us hv sex? The Dr looked puzzled but agreed. Wen de couple finished having intercourse the Dr said”there’s nothing wrong with de way u hv intercourse and charged them R250. This happened several weeks in a row, the couple cud make an appointment and hv intercourse with no problems,pay the Dr and leave. FINALLY the Dr asked”Just exactly what r u trying 2 find out?”. The man said”we r nt trying 2 find out anything. She’s is married and we cnt go 2 her house.I’m married so we can’t go 2 my house. At the guest house they charge R650, the hotel charges R800. We do it here for R250 and I claim it back frm Medical Aid!
Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.
Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something with a million in it.
So they said how about half a million? He agreed!!
Ultimate Thought Of Wiliam Sxfear 4 All Beautiful Grls.
Be Wid Sumone Who Spoils Ur Lipstick
Not Ur Eyeliner
Reality Of Human Society
Cigarettes,
Lighters,
And Matchboxes,
Have Connected More People Than “Nokia” Has.
When you leave🚶 the store without buying anything
and you’re telling yourself “act normal, you’re innocent”
I onces blocked my mom’s slap… The next day she was telling all the relatives and her friends that I wanted to kill her!!!
