Ukimkuta dada amevaa miwani anakuwa na dharau sana anasahau kuwa kilichomfanya avae iyo miwani ni ugonjwa 😀😀😀🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The Continue Reading..

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My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry

*After KCPE Results* *Dad:* how’s the results *Son:* INEOS daddy *Dad:* whats that ?? *Son:* 159 *Dad:* whaaat?? *Son:* Kipchoge Continue Reading..