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UceLe UkwehLa e Teksini BaveLe Bakujonge Abantu
ingathi Bona BayoLaLa Kwa Driver πͺ
After the funeral
White :Eishh it so sad π π
Black:Wena uyifumene njani inyama yenkukhu?
When The Relationship is in ICU πππ
Her : Baby , Ndiyeza Apho Ndiyagodola π₯
Him : No , Ungezi Coz Nalapha Kuyabanda Vele
Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say βwooo uyaphiβ
Baby cries at 2am
WHITES: shh shh shh donβt cry sweet heart
BLACKS:khona lento ayibonayo lomntana kulendlu
Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe
Ungathini uthi ungena eB&B uhamba nomntu ombayo udibane nowakwakho ephuma apha nomnye umntu.
Attention ladies, βYou can have a kid and still be cleanβ. π π π
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. π
Ngenye imini dathi ndngena endlini ekhaya ndadibana nam ndiphumaβ¦LO
17 years old girl when she bump into her parents with her boyfriend
Girl: mom ,dad this is my boyfriend
Parents whites :hi nice to meet you
Blacks : Zodwa ubani lo ungihlolelani Wena sowfuna ukumitha nx
Ndithengele uOwam iChocolate yeMint athi βyhuuu haii bbe wam khange uyive lee ntoo ineVicksππππ
ngulo Owam wase Butterworth looππ
Umntu one kiss madolo aboleke imali kuwe athi uzoyibuyisa xa eme kakuhle, uyoze ame kakuhle nin
Teacher: sipho ubani u 24 -12 ??
Sipho: ey angazi yazππ€..
Teacher: okay ..mawuphuza obeer abaw 12 kulaba abawu 24 akade bekhona kusala abangaki ?
Sipho: Weeh angaz ngampela ke ngalapho ngisuke sengidakwe ngifa πππ
*intombazane eyilitshapha uyibona ngokunga tshintshi indoda*
Lool ndikhumbule abantwana bam one gal two bous
