Teacher: Do you have a God?
Kid: Yes.
Teacher: If so, can you see Him?
Kid: No.
Teacher: Can you touch Him?
Kid: No.
Teacher: Then you don’t have a God.
Kid: Can I also ask you a question?
Teacher: Yes, sure.
Kid: Do you have a brain?
Teacher: Of course!
Kid: Can you see it?
Teacher: No!
Kid: Can you touch it?
Teacher: Are you an idiot? Of course I can’t.
Kid: Then you don’t have a brain.
Teacher: What!?
Kid: You see teacher. God is like our brain. We cannot see Him, nor touch Him. But we know He’s there.


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