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nagyeyelo

Boy: ang lamig siguro ng lips mo
Girl:(kinikilig) Bakit mo nasabi?
Boy:nagyeyelo kasi ngipin moπŸ˜‚
Girl:😑😠😀😾😼

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Isang unggoy

BALITANG BALITA!! SA RADYONG SIRA!” πŸ“» “” πŸ“Ό ”
1. Isang isda” 🐟 “” 🐠 ” nalunod.Patay!” πŸ™ “” πŸ”« ”
2. Dalawang kalbo “πŸ‘½ “nagsabunutan” πŸ‘Š “, dalawang kuto sugatan!” πŸ”« “” πŸ€„ ”
3. Isang bahay” 🏠 “na walang hagdan, inakyat!⇧” πŸ˜‚ ”
4. Sementeryo nasunog” πŸ”₯ “” πŸ”₯ “, lahat patay” πŸ”« “” πŸ’¨ ”
5. Isang bakla” 😏 “ginahasa” 😷 ” tuwang tuwa!” πŸ˜‚ “” πŸ˜‚ ”
6. Isang kuba naligo sa dagat,” 🌊 “pinagkamalang pawikan!” 😜 “” ❓”
7. Aso” 🐢 ” patay✘, pitong garapata sugatan!” πŸ€„ ”
8. Buntis” πŸ‘© “binaril, fetus” πŸ‘Ά “nakailag!” πŸ˜‚ ”
9.Factory ng Katol” 🏭 “nilalamok!” πŸ˜‚ ”
10. Isang unggoy” πŸ’ “tumatawa” πŸ˜‚ ” habang nagbabasa ng post ngayon!
HAHAHA

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Papatalo ba tayo boys?😊

Girls Vs Boys
Girls: Lalaki bobo
Boys: Kayo pabuhat
Girls: Paasa
Boys: Pabebe
Girls: hindi kaya
Boys: oo kaya
Girls: sus babaero
Boys: Lalakero
Girls: manloloko
Boys: Sinungaling
Girls: talagang hindi ka papatalo
Boys: talagang hindi
Girls: so ganito nalang pag to maraming “LOVE” react at comment na “G” panalo kami
Boys: sige pag to maraming “WOW” react at comment na “B” kami panalo
Girls: game
Boys: game
Papatalo ba tayo boys?😊

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