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totally ugly.

Top 10 Female rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in
public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys.
Who are you again?
5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were
in the same solar system, much less the
same building.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I
can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.



Top 10 Male rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.
5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.
6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.

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