Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Wife: Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.
Husb: Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!
Wife: Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai 🙂

Bivi ne Kurti utari,
Sexy Nazron se Santa ki Taraf Dekhte huye….
Salwar bhi Uttar k Boli- Pata Hai Na, Kya karna Hai ? 🙂
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SANTA- Ghanta !!!!!
MAI RAAT KO KAPDE NAHI DHOUNGA… Itni Sardi Hai 🙁

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..
Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai

“Aaj ka Suvichar”
Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai,
Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai !
Aur
Jo nahi darte hai,
Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;)

Biwi: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyaar nahi karte
jaise Shahrukhkhan Kajol se film me karta hai.
Husband: Woh Pyaar karne ke 5cr leta hai,
par tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye:'(

Husband: “Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?”
No answer
Husband ask again But…
No answer
Then again he ask
Wife: “Nahi kaha janu.
please, ab bhonkna band krdo.

Husband: Agar Operation me Mujhy kuch ho
jaye to tum usi Doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyon keh rahe ho?
Husband: Tou kya Doctor ko maaf kar doon…

A couple in Art Gallery saw a picture
Of a Girl coverd by leaves.
Husband keeps on watching.
Wife:Ab chalna hai ya aaandhi ka intizaar kar len :p

Isko kahte hai BHAYANAK BEIZZATI-
Wife – Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera gunghat uthaya
toh kaisa mehsoos kiya??????

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Pappu – Maa kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
“Shhh…Phir Koi Hai” dekhne ki aadat na hoti………

Patni :- Khidki me parde lagwa do..
Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai …..
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Pati :- Ek baar theek se dekh lene do ..
woh khud hi parde lagwa lega :p 😉

wife to husband:ap jab daru peeke aate ho
to muje paaro bulate ho
jab beer peeke aate ho to darling bulate ho
aj kya peekr aaye ho ki muje chudayl bula rahe ho
husband::::: aj m sprite peekr aaya hu isliye
SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS

Wife on call:”hey baby, what r you doing.. ??
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Husband:”office me bohat kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu…and u
sweet heart.. ??
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wife:”mai club me tere piche khadi hu…:p :O 😀

Husband aur wife mein baatcheet band thi,
subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..
usne raat ko paper par likha,”mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena”
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aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh
diya.. .
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha
uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
“uth jao 5 baj gaye”,
“pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge”..:P