Find someone who knows that youre not perfect,
but treats you as if you are.
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Let’s talk about how life is so random. How things happen to us at the most unexpected timings.
Let’s talk about how broken we got at times and how strong we stood back again.
And this is what’s interesting about life.
You keep fighting, not to win.
But to keep going.
Good Morning
Me : Mbali I wanna take you out
Mbali : 😍 kuphi sthandwa sam and when?
Me : today, I’m taking you out of my life for good
Reply as Mbali
A couple both aged 37 went 2 a sex therapist’s office. The DR asked, what cn I do 4 u? The man said “will u watch us hv sex? The Dr looked puzzled but agreed. Wen de couple finished having intercourse the Dr said”there’s nothing wrong with de way u hv intercourse and charged them R250. This happened several weeks in a row, the couple cud make an appointment and hv intercourse with no problems,pay the Dr and leave. FINALLY the Dr asked”Just exactly what r u trying 2 find out?”. The man said”we r nt trying 2 find out anything. She’s is married and we cnt go 2 her house.I’m married so we can’t go 2 my house. At the guest house they charge R650, the hotel charges R800. We do it here for R250 and I claim it back frm Medical Aid!
Hold a true friend and don’t let go.
True friend comes once in a lifetime.
Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.
Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something with a million in it.
So they said how about half a million? He agreed!!
Most Women Rejects The Good Men
And Choose The Bad Boys,
Get Disappointed And Blame All Men.
Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man
In front of all the people here ,
I have to tell you that i am deeply in love with you..
You are my everything..
You are the reason that i wake up with a big smile kn mu face every morning♥️
God bless you my backbone
Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,
She Will Enter Your Life,
Scan Your Pocket,
Transfer Your Money,
Edit Your Mind,
Download Her Problems,
Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.
So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,
I Am A Professional Anti Virus…
I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..
*May their plan succeed in JESUS’ name
चाँद बहुत दूर है , तड़पाता है , जमाना कहता है ,
मुझे देखो मेरा दिल कितने सितम सहता है …।
डूबा रहता हूँ उसकी रोशनी में हर लम्हा ,
हुस्न का इक दरिया रोज मेरी आँखों के आगे बहता है …।
बनाने वाले को भी नाज़ होगा “शर्मा” अपनी कारीगरी पे ,
अरे … मेरे सामने वाली खिड़की में इक चाँद का टुकड़ा रहता है
WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday,put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself “It can only get better”
and puts two pills in his tea and they enjoyed more sex.
On the third day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later doctor called to know the progress.
Their son answered, “My ass is very sore,
Mommy is in coma at the moment,
Aunty is in hospital, the maid is suing dad for rape and
daddy is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives.”
If you really want something, you’ll find a way.
If you don’t you’ll find an excuse.
I never wanted to be famous.
I only wanted to be great.
