I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.
Pointing a knife at me … He asked me “your money or your life!”
I told him I am Married… so I have no money and no life…
We hugged and cried together.
It was a beautiful moment.
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This festive season is so much more than Christmas parties and gift giving.
May your Christmas be filled with the true miracles and meaning of this beautiful time.
If they really missed you, they’d have come.
Stop giving them excuses, stop lying to yourself.
Stop making it look better than it really is.
An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
Bae: Boo l’m coming over
Bf : Can’t wait Bubu
Bae: With My friends
Bf : l said l can’t wait for you,
l’m going somwhere
An engineer in a car manufacturing company designed a world class car. The owner was impressed with the outcome and showered him with praises.
While trying to take the car from the manufacturing area to the front office, they realised that the car is few inches taller than the entrance.
The engineer felt bad that he didn’t put that into consideration before creating the car.
The owner was at loss on how to take the car out of the manufacturing area.
The painter suggested they force out the car and then repaint the few scratches this will cause to the top of the car.
The engineer suggested that they break the entrance and after taking the car out, they can renovate it.
The owner was not convinced with any of the ideas. He felt that it is not good enough to break or scratch.
The watchman, who has watching all the drama, slowly approached the owner. He wanted to give an idea if they have no problem taking it.
They thought what is it that this guy have to say that the experts have not said. They allowed him, nonetheless.
The watchman said that the car is only few inches taller than the entrance so if they let out some air from the tyre, the height of the car will reduce and can be easily taken out.
Everyone there was surprised and clapped in appreciation of his ingenuity.
Don’t approach problems only from the expert point of view. There is always a layman point that may provide needed solution.
Everyone around your life has a key role in your life.
Forget about electric shock , nothing shocks more than
touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.
we all live under the same sky but we don’t all see the same light.
Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia
“tenda kawaida, huna hatia”
Don’t force a relationship that doesn’t fit.
Your life naturally makes room for the people
who are meant to be there.
Happiness is not a choice, satisfaction is. Happiness is something that happens to you when you’re not seeking it. Just like love. It hits you like a wave in the most unexpected moments. Satisfaction is being happy with whatever you have even if it’s not exactly what you want now. Satisfaction is peaceful.
Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way.
Stay away from what might have been,
and look at what can be.
Good Morning
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.”
The second said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”
The third said: “You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it.”
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks. “William,” she said, “the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
“Arnold,” she said, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He’s a pain!”
“But David,” she said, “the chicken was delicious!”
You can wake up and say
“Good Morning, God” or
“Good God, it’s morning”
In life you are either a passenger or a pilot,
it’s your choice
When someone is in a bad mood,
look them in the eyes and
tell them to smile.
They will always smile and
cheer up a bit.
Good Morning.
